Beyond †he Darkness (Hellsing)

bloody mess (5)

Alucard decided to question Angelica some more. Actually he was going to test her responses. The organization she came from, sounds like a useless human joke. The joke was about to be on him.

"Young woman, you joke and laugh but do you get the job done?"

"My boss gave me a high recommendation to Sir Hellsing, if that is what you mean?"

"A human's recommendation is not the same..." and with that he revealed his teeth and snapped them like a bear trap. All of the teeth were pointed. The No Life King charged quickly across the room at her.

Angelica got the Desert Eagles drawn and half of the "magazine" ammo into his chest. As Alucard's body fell to the floor in his "goo style" puddle of blood and torn flesh. She finished emptying her clips into his back and in the process had severed his head. She holistered her guns, grabbed Alucard's head and ran like she was in an Olympian track race.

Sir Integra was rubbing her temples when she heard loud gunshots in the machine shop room. "Sweet Jesus Alucard! Just for once follow my orders."

The Iron Maiden kept listening to hear the gunfire stopped. A door slamming hard and then thundering sound of boots racing down the hall. She had just managed to stand up when her office door was kicked in and a bloody head tossed on her desk.

Integra looked down to see Alucard's head on her desk. His tongue was hanging out and had half closed eyes with a dead stare.

Huh... she got his head off him.

"Sir Integra you are a fool to think your mad dog is under your control. All vicious dogs find freedom at some point! You told me I would be safe but yet you can't, can you! I quit!"

With that Alucard opened his eyes and was grinning, his whole mouth full of sharp teeth. Somehow he was laughing with just his head. In a blink of an eye, Angelica had pinned his head to the desk, with a silver knife and pulled some kind of small aerosol can out. It was silver nitrate and she released it on him with full vengeance. It burned and peeled the flesh of his skull.

Angelica stepped back, loaded a fresh clip in desert eagle and had it pointed. She watched and took a deep breath. She shook her head, he's still regenerating. She set the Desert Eagle down and pulled the knife out of his head.

"Fine Elder vampire if you won't fucking die, which means I will. I am going to have a last bit of fun."

Angel picked his head up by the hair so as not to get bit by him. She walked out and went down the hall. The newest member took a deep breath and dropped his head, mouth away from her foot. She executed a perfect goalie kick of Alucard's head down the hall to the kitchen. A horrible cackle of maniacal laughter filled the air, it was Alucard as his head rolled up to Pip and Seras.

Alucard grinned up, bodiless and said "Boo!"

Pip cringed and the Police Girl shrieked and yelled "Master, oh Master she took your head off!"

Integra stepped over to the window next to Angelica, "You know even if you quit I can't truly keep Alucard away. I can only make sure he doesn't kill or change you intentionally."

"Yeah, add him to the list: angry demon worshippers and Baphomet. The Demon Lord back in hell, missing his junk between his legs because of me."

Sir Hellsing turned to see if she was kidding but her face was dead serious. Angelica replied, "Do you have insurance for rampaging Demon Lords that portal in? You might want some..."

Angelica turned and said, "Maybe the Geese will take me to a place for a drink. Next the damn vampire will be in love with me...."

Integra didn't say anything so the pub tonight is right out. She wanted to blow off some steam. The battle with the Master Vampire had her jacked like a spider monkey on Mountain Dew.

Integra blew smoke out of her mouth and said, "How did this situation start?"

"Alucard came into the machine room and implied I was rude. He then charged me with the serious intent of killing me. Did I do something wrong? Do I not have the right to protect myself?"

"No Angelica, your response would be the correct one. Alucard will be reminded of his place."

With that Angelica went to the kitchen for some food.

The Police Girl had disappeared so Angelica figured for Alucard to reattach his head. She took note that a small frig in her room would be a good idea, even less chance of contact. And she could store alcohol in it too. Supplies for her hip flask.

Life was too short....

Integra blew a puff of smoke up towards the ceiling and muttered," Damn vampire is probably in love with her now. And then I will have another vampire to deal with."