Hermitcraft Fanfic Fun the Sequel! :D

Kipo/Hermitcraft AU: Prologue!

Ey folks! I happen to have already written the first three or four chapters for this story in my brain and on notepaper sooo... I might as well post the prologue up here! Also, btw, you don't really need to know too much about Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts, but I warn you; there will definitely be spoilers -w-'
I'll try to explain what's happening and other stuff via this prologue and ofc a few oneshots :D

(If you want the lowdown on Kipo and everything, ask here and I can explain!)

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Las Vistas, 2220

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Doc crossed his top arms and put his bottom ones on his hips with a frown.
"This is the worst plan I have ever heard of, and I was there for the mega bunny raid."
Grian smirked. "Hey, that raid worked out fine!"
"I almost died, and so did you," Doc pointed out, "I seem to recall that the only reason we got out of there alive was Etho saving our skins."
The small male sighed, why would Doc never just shut up and follow the plan? Grian stood up from where he was crouching, swinging his backpack over his shoulder and turning to face the mute.
"Well, would you rather that some other mutes find out you're intelligent and try to get you to turn me in to Scarlemange?" Grian growled, narrowing his eyes up at the taller other.
Doc visibly paled, and shook his head in defeat.
Gri reached up and put a comforting hand on his friend's shoulder, looking him in the eye. "Don't worry about me, okay? Scarlemange won't get me, I'll make sure of it." He promised, and Doc nodded shakily. Grian knew that Doc had a vivid, recurring nightmare of Grian being taken by Scarlemange and being turned against the creeper... G also knew it was a weak spot in his friend, something that really shouldn't be exploited, but it was the only weak spot the human knew Doc had! What else could he use to convince him to do things? But never mind that right now, we have work to do.
"Okay, so, repeat the plan back to me so I know you know what to do."
Doc sighed.
"I have to go around on all sixes and pretend I'm a non-intelligent mute and your pet," He muttered, "and I have to act like a dangerous, feral animal..." Doc frowned again. "I really, really hate this plan."
Grian shrugged. "It's better than the alternative. Anyways, you're good at being feral. Okay, now show me."
Doc muttered something under his breath and dropped down on all six legs, then sat up on his haunches like an animal. "Won't anyone question the fact I'm wearing clothes? The mute asked.
Grian contemplated this for a moment. "Well, we have two options for that; a, don't wear clothes, and b, I could just say that you're one of those pets that like to wear clothes."
Doc flushed. "I'm definitely not going to not wear clothes, but you better sound convincing with option b..." Grian nodded. 

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Doc looked up at Grian from his place of trotting at the human's side. "I feel so stupid, loping along the path like a dog or something," He whined, pausing to sit down. G let out a long suffering sigh, patting the mute on the head. "You'll get used to it..."
Doc grumbled his disagreement, but got back up on his sixes, continuing to follow Grian like a loyal hound to his master.

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Hhhhh thas it for now, bonus random facts because w h y  n o t; Etho got his Kakashi outfit from a cosplay store and kept it, Doc has four arms (duh lol) and three tails, Grian has a way with birds, a multitude of hermits were taken and mind-controlled by Scarlemange, ect, ect, ect~
Anyways, hope you enjoyed my first chapter to my new oneshots book! Kicking things off with one of my favorite aus, how 'bout that? ;3

(Word count including intro and outro: 657)

~Chat signing off, for now!~