Hermitcraft Fanfic Fun the Sequel! :D

Snippets Because Why Not

Have a variety of snippets, mostly fluffy/crack, and a few that can't really be classified as anything~ :D

(Some are a bit longer than others)

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Hermitcraft S7

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(Chat)

Grian swooped into his mansion, then flew up to the small living space behind his Netherite Throne. On the back of the throne itself, there was a plasma screen TV, and in front of that, two cushy spruce-colored sofas. There was a small, battered, and stained coffee table in between the couches.
On the left sofa, the one closer to Grian, Chat was curled up in a nest of blankets and pillows, fast asleep. She still had an open book in her hands, as if she'd been reading it.
Grian smiled, sitting down next to her. He put a gentle hand on her shoulder. Chat squinted her eyes open, looking at her father.
"Mmmm... Hi Daddy..." She murmured, smiling at him. She fell back asleep.
Grian just sat there with her, until he fell asleep, too.

(Doc)

Doc stared at his lap dejectedly. He was lonely, which was normal, but he didn't have to like it.
He pulled out his communicator and wondered if he should ask someone to hang out.
Then again, he had something of a jealous boyfriend.
Oh, come on! A tiny Grian voice said in his brain. It's not like I start murdering people with lightning every time you say hello to someone!
Doc groaned internally. 
He stared at his communicator again, then sighed and slipped it back in his pocket.

Then Stress appeared in his doorway, smiling. Doc started.
"Stress! I didn't hear you coming. What is it?" He asked, his tail twitching.
Stress just sat down next to him on his bed and grinned. "You're lonely and you need company that Grian won't get jealous of." She said matter-of-factly.
Doc stared at her in surprise. "Can you read my mind or something?"
Stress flashed him a cheeky smile, then put her finger over her mouth like she was sworn to secrecy.
Doc rolled his eyes, letting out a pleased, yet mildly exasperated sigh.
Stress gave him a big hug, then started stroking his back like you would pet your dog or something.
The creeper started purring quietly, his tail swishing happily. Then he realized he was purring and flushed with embarrassment.
His sister laughed. "Aww, I thought it was cute! And you know I won't sell you out to Chat, love."
Doc sighed, then allowed himself to keep purring. Stress moved her hand up and scratched the back of his organic ear, smiling cheekily. Doc made a small yelp, then his purring intensified to be better described as a the noise a giant chainsaw makes. He leaned so hard into the scratch he almost fell on her.
Eventually she stopped, and Doc just flopped into her lap. She grinned down at him, then stroked his hair. He sighed contentedly, closing his eyes and smiling.

(Ex)

"I swear, you have the most obvious crush on the face of the Earth." X remarked as he saw his brother staring dreamily at Grian, who was stocking up the Barge.
Ex blushed until his face was the color of his eyes. "I- I do not! I just... uh... Kinda want to be friends with him..." Impossibly, Ex blushed even harder. "Shut up." He muttered.
X laughed, grinning through his helmet. "You can be so adorable it's not even funny." The admin said, trying to squash his smile.
Ex glared at him, still blushing ridiculously. "I am not adorable! I am evil. It is LITERALLY in my NAME, X. And if it isn't funny then don't LAUGH. AT. ME."
Ex's brother started giggling uncontrollably, almost falling out of the tree they were sitting on.
Ex growled to himself, praying his face would stop heating up.
X patted his "evil" twin on the back. "Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I have a crush too."
Ex looked over and blinked. "You do? And you would actually tell me, the least trustworthy person on the server?" X snorted. "You're hardly the least trustworthy. That would be Chat." Ex nodded. "True enough. But I  am the second least trustworthy person! Because I am EVIL!" Evil X puffed out his chest and put his hands on his hips.
Xisuma started giggling again, falling over. 
His brother glared at him. "Can't you see that I'm trying to be a proper evil alter ego over here? If you keep giggling at everything I say and making my face turn the color of a tomato, I can't successfully be the villain the server needs."
X sat up and batted Ex on the shoulder. "We've got Hels and BadTimes for that, brother. I never said you had to be evil."
Ex sighed.
"...Alright. Just this one time."