NUBBA'S ADVENTURE THROUGH WATT

THE RECRUITMENT OF LIL RETARD

Pov - lil retard

*SLIRP*

*BOOOM*

*SLIRRRRRP*

POV - WEIRDNUBBA

WEIRDNUBBA: WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN HAMIE

WEIRDSYSTEM: I HAVE NO CLUE BRUH BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LOOK AROUND

WEIRDNUBBA: WELL LEEETS GOOOO

NUBBA said running in a random direction

20 MIN OF INTENSE RUNNING LATER

WEIRDSYSTEM: STOP NUBBA 

The system shouts getting NUBBAS attention 

WEIRDNUBBA: WHAT IS IT WEIRD S

WEIRDSYSTEM: THE FUCK YOU CALL ME? YOU KNOW WHAT FORGET ABOUT IT JUST STOP

Stopping in the middle of a forest with nothing but dead trees NUBBA asks the WEIRDSYSTEM what's its problem 

WEIRDSYSTEM: DO YOU NOT FEEL THIS POWER!!

WEIRDSYSTEM said with fear and a ounce of greed

WEIRDNUBBA: SO WHAT HAMIE IS THAT WHY WE GOT TELO'D HERE 

WEIRDSYSTEM: MAYBE CHECK IT OUT BUT STAY QUI-

Before S could finish his sentence NUBBA ran with speed never seen before to the source of power 

WEIRDSYSTEM THOUGHTS: DUMBASS

pov - lil retard 

WEIRDNUBBA: IS THAT HIM

*SLIRRP* some random dude said hiding in the bushes behind me

WEIRDNUBBA: OK YOU BETTER NOT BE WRONG

*SLIRP*who is he even talking to? maybe its a system eh who knows

WEIRDNUBBA: HELLO THERE FISH HAMIE CAN I SPEAK WITH YOU FOR A SEC

*slirrrrrrrp* goddammit 

*SLirp Slirrrrp* turning around i see a green frog creature wearing a jacket and some glasses 

*Slirrrrp* kinda looks retarded to me 

POV - WEIRDNUBBA

WEIRDNUBBA: SO WHADO YA SAY FISH HAMIE WILL YOU JOIN ME ON THE QUEST TO FIGHT THE HATERS 

*Slirrrrrrp*

WEIRDNUBBA: I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES NOW LETS GOOOOO

NUBBA said grabbing the fish hamie by the arm and running in a random direction

pov - lil retard 

30sec ago

*Slirrrrrrp* hell no back off weirdo