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Groceries And Explosions - IcyHot dilemma

It was a Saturday and Mr. Urokodaki and I, found ourselves two towns over from where we live. That afternoon, He had asked me to come along since he needed to go and pick up some heavy things at a store. He may be old, but he's still pretty strong, but, unfortunately his back just wasn't having it today so I needed to tag along. Once we had loaded the things into the car, we decided that we might as well get the groceries while we were here.

" I called Tanjiro and he sent me a list of things we need to buy. Do you think we can get them all here?" I asked Urokodaki as we walked into the supermarket.

" It's a big supermarket, I think we'll be able to find everything we need here. But don't wonder off!" he told me, while lightly karate chopping my head. I had a habit of wondering off in stores like this. But I always managed to find my way back.

" gah!" I rubbed the top of my head. " okay..."

I grabbed a shopping cart. " the first thing on our list is eggs"

Urokodaki and I, went around the supermarket grabbing everything on our list, and anything else we thought we might need. I even managed to convince him to let us buy some cookies.

" Y/N, can you go grab the fish seasoning we always use? " Urokodaki asked while looking at some fish.

" sure!" I walked over to the aisle that held the seasoning. I was walking down the aisle, looking for the packet of seasoning.

 no....not that one.. ah...There!

Just as I reached for the packet, another hand tried grabbing it.

" oh?"

"eh?!"

I jumped back. It was the human grenade, Bakugou.

" What the hell are you doing here, Chicken wings!?" He barked.

" I could ask you the same thing, you oversized gremlin. Who fed you past midnight?!" I put my hands on my hips.

We stared at each other in dead silence for two minutes, until another familiar voice spoke up.

" K-Kacchan?! L/N?!" I snapped my head around only to see that It was the broccoli boy who snapped his bones like glow sticks , Midoriya.

" oh, hey Midoriya" I waved.

Bakugou looked like he was gonna burst " Oi what the hell shitty Deku!?"

" I-I'll come back later" he ran off.

" Hey! Now that wasn't very nice." I pointed a finger at him with my other hand still on my hip.

" What do you mean nice Huh?!" Explosions lit off in his hand.

" whoa, cool it, man" I waved my hands up and down.

" Y/N, What's taking so lo-"

" Oi Katsuki, What's the hold u-"

Both Urokodaki and Bakugou's mom, Mitsuki, walked into the aisle on opposite ends.

" Oh, Mr. Urokodaki, is that you!"

" Bakugou-san, it's been a while"

"huh?"  Both Bakugou and I said in unison

" Oh, Bakugou-San! Mr. Urokodaki." Midoriyas mom, Inko soon joined us, with Midoriya, who seemed like he wanted to be anywhere but here.

"Midoriya-San! Good to see you!" Mitsuki spoke.

" Huh?!" we both said one more time.

Bakugou, Midoriya and I stood there in confusion, trying to keep up with the adults as they spoke.