Various X Reader Oneshots

Five Hargreeves x Reader

"Hello? Any superpowered geniuses up here?!" A voice spoke as its owner walked up the staircase of the Umbrella Academy.

"In my room, (Y/n)." Another voice called from a nearby hallway as the girl looked around.

The floorboards of the old mansion creaked as she passed Grace's paintings and walked towards the Hargreeves siblings bedrooms.

Finally reaching her destination, the girl smiled as she saw the figure of her boyfriend standing on his headboard.

"Hey, there you are! I made some lunch and I figured you would want some since you've been in here all day!" (Y/n) claimed as she walked into Five's room with plates of sandwiches in hand.

"Thanks babe, but I don't want anything to eat right now. I've almost solved these problems and I dont wanna stop now."

"Ah, yes, the ever important doomsday equations. I will never understand how you're able to keep track of all this stuff."

"Of course you don't, you aren't the equivalent of a human supercomputer like I am." Five quipped, briefly turning to nod at his girlfriend before going back to writing on the walls.

"Oh, haha, very funny. Look, I might not understand that much of this math stuff but what I do get is that you need to eat so you're still able to use that big brain of yours."

"I appreciate the concern, but really I'm fine. Go see if one of the others wants it. I gotta focus on finishing these."

"Can't you just take a short break though? You've been up since before daybreak." (Y/n) suggested as she sat on the bed below with a tiny bounce.

"No, I can't, I have to get these done so I finally figure out how to save the world."

"Oh, come on, Five! You've been at this forever now! It's gotta be at least a little bit tiring."

"What, stopping the apocalypse? Oh yeah, (N/n), saving the world is really annoying, especially since this is the third time I'm going to have to do it!"

"You know I didn't mean it like that! I'm just worried about you, alright?!"

"Then stop worrying, I'm okay! I managed to live alone in a wasteland for 40 years, I think I can handle myself for 15 more minutes!" Five snapped as he lept off of his bed, thudding onto his feet.

"Don't pull the fallout card on me! You just don't know when to quit!"

"Maybe I wouldn't need to if you would stop being so irritating and just leave me alone so I could actually finish the work!"

(Y/n) looked at him with wide eyes before huffing angrily and pushing herself off of the mattress.

"Fine... if that's how you feel, then I'll take my absence. Good luck with your stupid numbers, genius boy." Growled the girl before exiting the room with a slam of the door.

Five tightly clenched his jaw with a sigh before throwing a piece of chalk against the ground, a dull thunk following as it hit its mark.

"Damn it! Why can't things go right for me for once?!" Five snarled as he sat at his desk and placed his head in his hands.

A few moments later, a knock came from the other side of the door. Five responded with a quiet "come in", allowing the person to enter with a creak of the doorknob.

"Hey, everything ok in here?" Vanya asked as she stepped in.

"Yeah, it's fine. Just a small disagreement between (Y/n) and I..."

"About what exactly?"

"She was upset that I haven't eaten yet today and then we got into an argument about the calculations followed by her getting ticked off and leaving."