Champion of Chaos

Chapter 12

Percy POV

"Percy?" Hestia asked

"Yeah, it's me." I was suddenly on the ground with about 6 bodies on top of me.

"As much as I missed you, I do appreciate breathing." Everyone got up after sharing a few chuckles.

"Sorry about my sister, Perce, ever since Orion broke up with her and cheated on her, she has been a bit of a bitch. After kicking out Thalia, she became angrier, lashing out at people, killing little kids because they were male, having the hunt beat up older male kids because they sit on the table next to theirs at camp, and has pretended like she rules the world. She acts like she is the most powerful being to walk the earth, and is extremely prideful. It needs to end. Father looks at her as an angel, and she never gets in trouble. Can you beat the shit out of Zeus, then Artemis?" Apollo asked. I was shocked, I really thought that he loved his sister, but I don't really blame him.

"I can get one of my soldiers to do it because I think that she hates those two more than I do," I said, looking over at Thalia. She was practically jumping for joy.

*Time Skip to Half-Blood Hill*

I walked up the hill with my arm over Jess's shoulders, admiring the view. Nothing much has changed since the last time I have been here, and I must say I do miss living here, before everything of course. I removed my arm from Jess's shoulders, and from her hidden crestfallen face, I could tell she was missing its warmth and comfort.

I MM'ed her (Mind Message) 'Don't worry, I just want to look badass and intimidating when we reach the campers' 

She smirked, 'I hope I'm not dating a Drama Queen'

I gasped dramatically while putting my hand over my chest, 'You wound me! What have I ever done to yo-'

'Alright! We can all hear you, you know, and this conversation is going nowhere, so ow we please visit my girlfriend's parents?' Nico MM'ed. 

"Why would you want to see Zeus again?" Luke wondered aloud.

"No silly, I mean her parents, you know, at the top of the hill? The tree that gave birth to her? Don't you remember? Such nice parents, but I never got to meet them formall- UMPH!" Thalia punched him in the gut, her face red. Everybody chuckled, used to the playful jabs thrown between them.

"Who are you?!" Somebody screeches. I look towards the voice, forgetting that we have already reached the top of the hill. And there she was, in a tube top with fishnet stocking and 3 pounds of makeup, Annabitch. Wow, she has changed, I thought.

"We are the Chaos Army, led by the Prince of the Universe himself, and we are here to help against the upcoming threat that you have no chance of defeating," Luke said, knowing full well that I hate praise.

"Of course we can, you have me, the strongest demigod to ever live! You guys don't look like much either, so bow! I am Richard, God of Lakes and Rain! The strongest being of all time! I challenge you, Son of Chaos, to a duel!"

"Bet," I agreed.

"The Arena, 5 minutes!" He said before he walked away with his goonies, creating a path through the crowd of demigods that has gathered.

"Well, that escalated. Usually, in fanfics like these, I don't get challenged until later," I said to my team, which only consisted of the people from Camp along with Jess, Apparently the others can't make it until tomorrow, Chaos has a side mission for them. Diplomatic, of course. The group is going to the Andromeda Galaxy to settle protests and riots on the Planet 2G67P. 

"Where are you going to stay, I'm afraid we don't have a cabin for you," Chiron says, trotting up. 

"Then what is that, dumbass?" Nico asks, pointing to a new cabin near the woods (that I brought out), with beautiful modern architecture and galaxy black walls and roof. Stars seem to move across the exterior, making it look like you are looking out to space on a dark clear night. Nico was still a little pissed at Chiron because he blamed me for stuffing bows in his tail at night, then taking pictures and printing them out and putting them up everywhere. He was the first one that turned on me, which made it easier for everyone else. His accusation also hurt the most, because there was no evidence whatsoever that I did it unless you accept Dick over here telling him I did it. I DON'T EVEN HAVE PRINTER, NOR DO I KNOW WHERE ONE IS! 

We began to walk to our cabin, Annabitch watching suspiciously but looked a bit sad when I slung my arm over Jess's shoulders once again, but adding a peck on the cheek while we walked.