Champion of Chaos

Chapter 13

It has been 5 days since we arrived at Camp, and it has been pure hell. The campers don't trust us, especially after I whooped Richard's ass, and his group has been giving us hard looks since then. We make them call us our code names, but the campers know they aren't real. I am Omega, and I personally introduced every one of us myself, much to the team's dismay. I said that Nico was named Skullcrusher, Thalia was Zappy, Lee was Sunny 1, Michael was Sunny 2, Raze was named Redhot, Becca was named Frosty the Snowman, Jess was named Bunny, Charles was named Mitt (for his enormous hands), Silena was named Beauty Queen, Luke was mailman, Zoe was Starry Night, Jakus was Blue Cookie, and Bianca was Skullcrusher 2. Everyone hated their nicknames and attempted to beat me up and prank me afterward. The campers, mainly the six with Richard have been demanding that we reveal ourselves. Annabeth and her group of sluts have been eyeing us, and let me tell you the girls are going insane. I have never seen anyone so mad before, but after I saw Jess shaking with rage, her face red along with steam almost literally blowing out of her ears, I never thought I would see the light of day again. It was after Annabeth strutted up to me with a shitty pickup line. She didn't get very far, because Jess kicked her ass to Timbuktu, but it was still a sight to see. 

I'm rambling. Today is the day that we, and be we I mean the team, me, and the gods, confront Zeus in front of the camp. 

'Wassup milord'

'Oh, hey Ajax, long time no see. Where have you been?'

'Vacation'

'The fuck you need a vacation for?'

'I don't want to hear it. anyways, I heard we were chewing out old Zeusy, may I join in?'

'Sure, but stay small until I tell you, or until someone teases you, cool?'

'Cool.'

The team and I walked to the dining pavilion, where we were greeted by the gods in a circle of thrones, their children in front of them. I learned later on that Zeus had made Dick his champion, and when that happened Dick claimed that Poseidon wasn't powerful enough to be his father, so he claimed Zeus as his father instead. He didn't lose his water powers, probably because he had very little, to begin with. I guess the sea did not like him at all. So, Dick is here, sitting tall on a throne in front of Zeus's.

"So, tell me, sister, why are we here?" Zeus said the word sister with such disgust, probably jealous of her power.

I spoke up, "We are here, Zeus because you are a bitchass hoe." I said. "Also because you are a shitty ruler and need to be replaced."

"WHAT??!! HOW DARE YOU! I AM DONE WITH YOU! YOU ARE A TRAITOR AND ARE COMMITTING TREASON AGAINST OLYMPUS!" With that, he raised his toothpick of a bolt and fired it at me. I let it hit me.

When the smoke cleared, I saw Jess with a relieved expression on her face while the rest of the team looked bored. Gee, thanks, guys. 

"IMPOSSIBLE!"

"How about you just try again Zeus?"

He threw a bolt at me again, but this time I froze it in the air with my water and ice powers. I used the water molecules in the air to freeze around the bolt and incase it, then controlled the ice around it and willed it to stay in place. I let it drop back down to the ground. "One more time buddy, you got this," I said in a really condescending voice, egging him on. By now he was beet red, and the gods that supported me along with others including my team and the other gods were chuckling at my antics and Zeus's rage. He grabbed 4 lightning bolts and hurled them at me with amazing speed, but I froze them in time, surrounding them in a golden glow to match the current color of my eyes. I rewinded time around them, causing them to go flying back at the same speed right at Zeus, who couldn't do anything about it. He exploded into golden dust, his crown dropping to the floor. I could have just as easily summoned void lightning or any of the void element and killed him, but I didn't want to give away to the campers my true power and potential, which I have increased dramatically over the years. Chaos and I regularly spar ad it usually ends in a tie. Sometimes I fight with my team, and while I usually beat them, Jess will sometimes put me into shock by kissing me while I fight her or play innocent, causing me to drop my weapons and feel bad. I reached to grab the crown from the ground but had to wrestle Dick for it, him yelling in the meantime claiming it was his. Before Annabeth or Jason could get up and run for it, Thalia punched them both so hard I was afraid she might've killed them. Ignoring that, I finally retrieved the crown and smashed it. Many protests arose from the crowd, but Ajax grew into his full form, becoming around a good 50ft tall with massive claws and teeth, but still looking about the same. 

People immediately shut up, and I began to explain. "There used to be 12 Olympians. Now that Zeus is out there are 11. But, I am now putting Hestia and Hades on the council, giving them the right places they deserve while keeping the number odd. Meanwhile, Artemis will hereby step down from her throne, giving it to Lady Hecate, along with her title of Goddess of the moon. There will be a democracy between the Olympians, no longer a monarchy. Any resistance and you will have to face my wrath. Understand?" No one protested, though Artemis looked like she was constipated and the other Olympians including the new three looked generally happy. I guess this planet is okay after all. The hunters weren't here, but I knew I would have to deal with them later. I'll probably just let Thalia do it. I looked over at Jess for approval and found her rushing forwards to give me a kiss. I gladly returned it and flashed us to our room in our cabin to proceed with the makeout session.