Just what it sounds like! Hamilton characters react to COVID-19, technology, grocery stores, and much more. (The cover art is not mine, it's from Google. Credit to whoever made it.)
Jemma: Hi, guys! Welcome back to Hamilton Reacts to 2020. Today we will be reacting to Amazon. Let me load up the computer!
Alexander: It's turning on...she's opening the tab...she's-
Eliza: Alex, dear, we don't need a play-by-play.
Alexander: Fine.
Philip: What's Anazom?
Jemma: Amazon. It's a place to do online shopping, so it will get shipped to your home.
Theo: Cool! What are we going to get?
Jemma: Whatever you like! As long as it's within $100 and your parents approve it.
Theodosia: Good. I like to have control over what my daughter buys.
Theo: Mom!
Jemma: Here we are! *clicks on Amazon*
John: I CAN GET A TURTLE SCARF!!!!! AND A TURTLE MUG!!!!!!!! *grabs computer and puts everything turtle he can find into the cart*
Peggy: Go easy on the turtles.
John: Okay....
Angelica: What's this? 'Aerogarden?'
Jemma: My family used to have one of these! It basically puts a light on the top and water on the bottom, then you put in these pods and they grow plants! They're great for cramped spaces.
Angelica: It looks like the sprout model is only $88. Can we get it?
Jemma: Sure! *puts it in the cart*
John: Can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeeeee get a turtle sweater??????
Jemma: Sure! Here, choose one.
John: Alright!
Peggy: If he gets a turtle sweater, I want a unicorn sweater!
Jemma: Okay! You can pick one after John finishes.
*after they both pick sweaters*
Jefferson: There's a shirt that has the outline of Virginia. I like it.
Madison: I want one too!
Jemma: Alright, I'll get two of them!
Burr: Hmm...I want a blender.
Jemma: Like...a Ninja Foodi?
Burr: Yes.
Jemma: Uh...okay...
Theodosia: I also want to try a coffee maker.
Theo: Gross! Why do you want coffee?
Jemma: Okay. *puts Ninja blender and Keurig coffee maker into the cart*
Philip: Can I get this Hot Wheel set?
Theo: Can I have this Barbie? She has hair like me!
Burr: It's fine with me.
Eliza: Sure, Philip!
Jemma: Alright, then!
Herc: Ooh look, here's a bandana! It looks great! I bet it would look amazing on me.
Jemma: *puts it in the cart*
Laff: There is...a baguette pillow...*faints from excitement*
John: Should we get it for him?
Herc: Nah.
John: *elbows Herc* Let's get it for him.
Jemma: Sure. *puts the pillow in the cart*
King George: What...there is a mug...is it mocking me?????
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Samuel: *whispers* I want it.
Jemma: *whispers back* Okay!
Susan: I want the rabbit! *points to a stuffed rabbit*
Maria: Okay, honey.
Jemma: *adds it to the cart*
Maria: *whispers* Christmas is coming up, and I'd like to get Susan a necklace.
Jemma: Alright. What month was she born in?
Maria: August.
Jemma: So that would be Peridot. Do you like this? *points to a heart shaped necklace with a peridot stone*
Maria: That's perfect!
Jemma: *adds it to the cart*
Washington: May I get something?
Jemma: Of course!
Washington: I'd like to get a novel to read.
Jemma: I don't know about any adult novels, but Harry Potter is great for all ages!
Washington: I've heard good things about that series.
Jemma: We can get the first and second books.
Washington: Thank you.
Jemma: That's all for now! Bye, everyone! See you next time on Hamilton Reacts to 2020!
