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Rob: Welcome back to 1978, everybody. The lake house.

Rob opens the door. We all walk in and it was nice it had a vintage look, but also looked brand new. It was a nice blend. Everyone started talking randomly about the place. Donna then went to bang on the organ.

Sally: Hon, you might not wanna bang on that.

Donna: But I like playing it like this.

Lenny: So listen, guys, who's getting what room?

Rob: Actually, I made a map of who gets which room. 

Adam: Darn it.

Hannah, Max, and I laugh as Alice hides the embarrassment on her face. As Adam obviously wanted to bunk with her.

Rob: I took the liberty of reserving the room with the waterbed for Gloria and myself.

Max (Whispering): gross.

Gloria: You're gonna do the backstroke tonight.

Hannah: No, that's gross.

Donna: I wanna go swimming with you guys tonight.

Gloria: Oh, honey, we're not really going swimming. What I meant was...

I covered up beans ears, Max covered Becky's, Sally covered Donna's and the rest of the adult's covered a kids ears.

Sally: That's okay. She doesn't need to know what you mean. I don't even know what you mean.

Marcus/Matthew: Oh, I know what she meant.

We both made fake vomit gestures.

Sally: Anyway, let's get back to the room picking. Rob, would you like to take us on a tour?

Rob: I'd love to show you a tour. Gloria was just trying to be cool.

Matthew: Let us all just admit that none of us are cool.

Max/Adam: I'm cool.

Hannah/Alice/Matthew: Hmm, sure.

We then went on a tour although we went straight to the Master Bedroom.

Rob: Okay, here's the big daddy. The master bedroom.

Eric: You know what? Lenny should have that. Lenny should have that.

Mrs. Feder started walking to the room.

Lenny: Honey. Honey. Come on, let the kids have it. It's a fun time for the kids to be together and they can do kids' things. Come on, go share it. Share the master bedroom.

Alice: Okay, what about us?

Rob: Well, sweetie, I decided to give you five the bunk room. Assuming you can all behave and act like adults.

The 5: Yes!/Definitely./I'll do my best(Max)

We quickly looked at the room we were assigned.

(A/N: Imagine something a little bigger with it's own full bath

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(A/N: Imagine something a little bigger with it's own full bath.)

Hannah: There are only four beds.

Matthew: I can only assume Rob either knows that Adam and Alice are engaged or decided that Alice and Hannah would share a bed.

Alice: Why not wo of you share a bed?

Matthew: These are full size mattresses. My feet will already hang off the edge. I definitely ain't sharing, and we all know that Adam can't share. Also, do either of you want to share with Max.

They both shake there heads. Max looks fake offended. I take a Bottom bunk and Hannah takes the bunk above me. Alice and Adam take the other bottom bunk and Max takes the one above them.

Matthew: If you two are sharing, then no funny business.

Adam laughs as Alice looks extremely flustered. I know that they both took at absence oath at church, but you never know.

After we tossed our stuff on the beds we head back to join the adults for the rest of the tour.

Mama R: I need a room with heat.

Kurt: It's summer. It's like 95 degrees in here.

Mama R: There he goes again. I got bunions.

Hannah regurgitates her lunch at that sentence.

Rob: You know, I actually have a poultice I make, using maize and herbs.

Marcus: Just say corn. Maize is corn, everybody.

Kurt: Yeah, but he says maize because it sounds more mystical.

Lenny: Well, I like the way he said it. "Maize."

Eric: "Maize."

Marcus: "Maize."

Kurt:  "Maize."

This goes on while Rob just keeps on talking to Adam's Grandma.

Rob: It's fantastic, okay?

Marcus: It's a-maize-ing.

Matthew: I'm A-maize-d

Rob: I just spread it on cloth and I moisten and heat it and then I apply it directly to the affected area.

Mama R: Okay. Well, my affected area is pretty big.

Matthew: Oh, no.

I then rush Hannah to the bathroom as I see her looking really sick. She throws up after Adams Grandma showed us her bunions. I held her hair back. The weird thing is she still looks amazing. I could still hear the adults conversation.

Lenny: Mama, I didn't know the Elephant Man lived in your shoe.

Kurt: How in the world's anybody supposed to get some sleep knowing they under the same roof as Toe-be Bryant over here?

Mama R: You're stepping over the line, woman.

Hannah then brushed and rinsed a few times after hat and we went outside and tossed a football around.

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