"Are you lost, babygirl?"
Min Yoongi finds himself in the clutches of self-proclaimed gangster Jung Hoseok. Strangely, Hoseok is more terrified of Yoongi despite his "assertive" role.
Delve into the parody of the infamous Polish hit-piece "365 Days"...
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Original (courtesy of Wikipedia)
365 Days (Polish: 365 Dni) is a 2020 Polish erotic romantic drama film directed by Barbara Białowąs and Tomasz Mandes. It is based on the first novel of a trilogy by Blanka Lipińska. The plot follows a young woman from Warsaw in a spiritless relationship falling for a dominant Sicilian man, who imprisons and imposes on her a period of 365 days for which to fall in love with him.
That is their "love"story.
Parody
365 Days is a 2021 English comedic fanfiction, featuring Min Yoongi and Jung Hoseok of BTS in a fictional universe, written by a procrastinator named Maits who has way too much time on her hands. The plot follows a tired salesman who accepts the request of a self-proclaimed gangster to be kidnapped. The gangster in question, steals plushies from Build-a-Bear and the salesman in question, slogs for a promotion at his lousy job in IKEA.
This is their love story.
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I do not own nor do I wish to own the 365 Days franchise. This is a parody, mocking its rather problematic romanticism of kidnapping, rape, sex slavery, non-consensual activity, abuse, slut-shaming-
The list goes on.
I will not judge you if you like and/or propagate the ideas and plot of 365 Days. I will definitely make some calls to some harmless authorities :))
I also do not know any of the members of BTS that appear in this story. This story is set in an alternate universe and their personalities are all my figment of imagination.
I am also not delusional enough to think that any of the BTS members are dating each other. All my ship fics are crack and not to be taken seriously.
I also don't ship one specific ship in BTS, so if you're THAT kind of fan please leave. It's literally your figment of imagination shipping them and hating on people who wrote a different ship just means you have too much time on your hands. Please, go and spread awareness about how problematic the original film is instead of telling me what ship to ship :')
With that out of the way, welcome to 365 Days, mi amor. Please be ready as I disappoint you with my terrible sense of humor.
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