Twilight Remastered: Rekindled

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After a long grueling year of travel via battle bus me and my dad have finally arrived in fortnite town after my dad caught my mom cheating with two fighter jet pilots unforntuely her attornery was phonix right and she got calimed to the house and its possesions.
Now all we have is 69 cents and and a bowl pourage from england.
We arrive at the house blasting gangnam style as we pull up to the drive way i see my native american but "i think ges mexican" friend.
" Oho! Orale vato!" The man with the idenity crisis said. "Heres this truck its in good condition runs well good perius never will fail you"

Bella goes up to the truck repeadtely slapping the roof slapping it 30 miles per hour, and then a natrual shirtless mexican dances up to bella dancing to the beat of El Sonidito. "Dong ol' truck oh now lemme show you how to work it, awoooo" he starts doin the ricardo dance against truck doors the truck gets turned on and makes the thermur breaker scream they both get into the truck and when it moves it makes the flintstones running noises.
They waddle all the way over to the school and when they turn off the car it screams again making everyone look at her.
Some random asian ginger comes up to her and says in a squely voice "im gonna put you on fall guys"
She has a temper tantrum and throws herself and screaming around like a 3 year old at walmart.

She was so mad she went to the volleyball court to blow off steam she punts her volleyball off her cunt a simp named eric gets hit in the face. He floats up and t poses and his dick magnetizing towards her but jessica runs up and lassos his dick and slaps him with her pussy to assert domiance.

After that they go to lunch.
Bellas eyes pop out of her skull the moment she sees edward her jaw dropped and goes " OOOOOH GAWDDDDD" she pulls out a wooden mallet and hits herself on the head repeadtly and she does a wolf whistle while slamming her hands against the table and starts slamming her head against it and cuts to edward looking at her and then cuts back to her and its like nothing ever happend. Instead of exposition about the charatchers everyone just has bikni food fight in slow montion instead even the guys.

Biology class
She pulls a chair out and puts it infront of him staring at him moaning like a frog edward is trying really hard not to pay attention to her espically because she smells like a peanut ketchup onion sundae she smells so bad she has the ugly and he has to hold his nose.
Edward goes to the councleor to request a class change the entire time he hears bella breathing under the door like my dog willow.