When you "die" you might think where do you go or what happens I think if I could choose this is what happens when you die you turn into a tree then u are a tree like a week then someone chops you down. what do you think they make you out of obviously a pencil...when you become that pencil you sit and sit in a package waiting for someone to get you and One beautiful day a girl named Christina buys you and later she breaks you and puts you into a poll a few weeks later a bird obviously eats you and you wake up in a dryer and you end up in a jacket ...in Christina's jacket you go to school she accidentally pulls you out and you go into her purse and now you find out oh my god ...I could have been George Washington ... Next thing you know your a calculator and you get thrown across a room and now your lost forever.
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The dryer sheet
MizahNOTE :Okay the title might sound ... Weird If u do t like “weird" leave cuz this whole “story" is weird ABOUT: this is my book on my “theory's" it's a short Story so share and what ever AND THIS IS ALL A JOKE ...maybe