The Black Swordswoman ( An SAO fanic FemKiritoxAsuna )

Sword Dance of Black and White part 3

Floor 74: Calmdet

It was the next day and Kirito was waiting for Asuna because they had plans to explore the dungeon.

"Ugh, where is she?" Kirito asked herself before letting out a loud Yawn.

Suddenly the teleport gate behind her began to glow a bright blue, and Asuna appeared Leaping out of it screaming.

"AHHH!!!!! Watch Out!!!" Asuna cried out before crashing atop the small girl.

After Kirito recovered from the sudden crushing she felt something round in her hand.

"Hm... what is this thing? Hm... Squishy..." Kirito said to herself as she continued to squeeze the mysterious squishy round object.

Asuna's face beamed red as that mystery object happened to be one of Asuna's breasts.

"GAH!!!" Asuna screamed before slapping Kirito so hard she went flying Several feet before crashing into a stone column.

When she hit it a notification appeared telling Kirito it was an 'Immortal Object', meaning that players couldn't damage it. After she got up she looked over at Asuna who had her arms and hands covering her breasts, and clad a cherry red face with small tear drops forming. Kirito realized what she did as she looked to her right and squeezed her hand.

"@(D*H)#H*)$H$*#R!!! I-I-IM SORRY!!! MY CHEST IS AS FLAT AS A WALL!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT  BOOBS FEELS LIKE!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!" Kirito yelled as she placed her hands over her head to protect herself.

Asuna had a nasty look on her face before she got up and ran to Kirito stepping in front of her, as if to use her own body as a shield. The teleport gate suddenly glowed a bright blue and Asuna's bodyguard Kuradeel stepped out.

"Why are you behaving like this ma'am? I'm only following orders, please let's go back to headquarters." Kuradeel said in a slightly condescending tone.

"I won't! Especially not with you! And why were you lurking around my house in the morning, Huh!?!" Asuna yelled at Kuradeel with unrivaled anger.

"WHAT!?!" Kirito yelled in surprise.

"You have a bad habit of leaving without any warning, so for the last month my mission has been to keep an eye on you in Selmburg." Kuradeel said in the same slightly condescending tone.

"What!?! Who ordered this, it wasn't the commander." Asuna asked.

"With all do respect ma'am, my mission is to guard you no matter where you are, including your home." Kuradeel said, not changing his tone.

"NO IT DOESN'T YOU MORON!" Asuna said with pure anger.

"Ugh, I wish you would be a little more understanding about this ma'am..." Kuradeel said as he walked toward the two of them.

"... Now then let's return to headquarters." Kuradeel said as he grabbed Asuna's wrist.

Kirito suddenly activated a martial arts skill and grabbed Kuradeel's wrist so hard you could hear his virtual bones creaking under the pressure, but his grasp on Asuna remained. As he looked back he jumped at the pair of eyes Kirito was staring him down with, they were filled to the brim with anger and pierced him like a newly sharpened spear. He stood there in fear until Kirito spoke up.

"LET... GO... OF... HER... NOW!!!" She yelled in a tone so filled with anger and volume a crowd started to gather around them.

Kuradeel said nothing so Kirito tightened her grip even more than before, forcing Kuradeel to let her go.