Fiona POV:
HOW COULD HE??
I WAS ON MY WAY BACK HOME TO SHREK, WHEN I SAW THAT HE WAS IMPALING A SHORT DICK MAN!
I GRABBED OUR CHILDREN, AND YEETED THEM IN A MEAT GRINDER!!
MWAHHA NO HOT DOGS FOR SHREK!!
I ran into the woods as fast as my short stubby legs would take me!
Then I saw a beautiful donkey shining in the sunlight.
He turned to face me, his eyes were browner than shit, and teeth larger than a wang !
I had to have him!
"DAMN GURL UR FINE AS HELL!" He shouter sexily.
I could feel my vagay jay getting wetter than my swamp.
I mOaned loudly, and he walked to me, hunger in his eyes.
He ripped my dress off, he cold wind hitting my green skin.
I moaned at the feeling.
He then pushed me on a tree and kissed and bit my neck.
Then he used his man teeth to rip off my lingerie, biting my nip nips .
He then pushed his thicc dicc in me.
"AWOOGA!" I yelled.
"YEAH BIG TITTIES.!!!"
Then we both came, and I bought the children hot dogs of mine, we both lay naked in the woods, eating my child hotdogs.
Then he pulled out a gun!
"THIS IS FOR SHREK BIOTCH."
Then I died...
The end :)
