Velvet Café [Childe x reader]

+ 5 : Their innocence +

During (y/n)'s Wednesday day off, which was also just after the maid costume day, the girl now had followed the rest of the café staff on her instacat account.

While she was playing her (f/game) on her beloved ps4, her phone notifs started to blow up. Because the notifs were so bothersome, once she was at a stable area to take a moment off the game she was playing, she opened up her phone to see that apparently she was added into a groupchat.

 

The awesome staff of velvet café
    

Barbara: Hey everyone! Since we all have each others instacat, I decided to make us a groupchat!

Xiangling: yahoo!(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+

Zhongli: [Sends 5 seconds long voicemail]

Xiangling: Zhongli I can't hear anything.

Zhongli: what?

Barbara: You sent a voicemail but you aren't saying anything...

Zhongli: Did I?

Childe: Forgive him. He doesn't know how technology works. And hey @(y/n)! I see you're online. I can see you lurking.

I'm playing videogames:(y/n)

Baizhu: Hello everyone! QiQi is saying hello too.

Barbara: Hello Baizhu, Hello boss!

Xiangling: @(y/n) do you have videogames about cooking?

I'm pretty sure I do.:(y/n)

Childe: Do you play games with hot men in them? Don't cheat on me cutie :<

Tf-:(y/n)

Childe: OUCH ;(

Kaeya: My holiness is late!

[Everyone seening the chat]

Xiangling: Kaeya is the first chat killer. Congratulations!

Kaeya: hahaAhaH

Zhongli: Chat killer... I believe this is one of those text slangs I've been hearing about. That one is much easier to understand than the ones that are abbreviations.

Barbara: Well if you ever don't know a certain abbreviation, you can always ask us! (✿^‿^)

Zhongli: Childe asked me if I'm into BDSM the other day. But he wouldn't tell me what BDSM is.

Barbara: oh I don't think I'm familiar with that one...

Xiangling: Boar, deer, snail, and m... Meat? Maybe?

How- you guys are so innocent I'm... Also Childe WTF?!: (Y/n)

Childe: I was just curious. I'm suprised you know what that is though cutie. You into that kind of stuff? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kaeya: I am.

Kaeya WTF- : (y/n)

Childe: (y/n) answer my question : (

ISN'T THE ANSWER ALREADY OBVIOUS?? : (Y/n)

Childe: So it's a yes? (՞ټ՞)

Baizhu: What are you guys talking about? [Sends snek photo]

Childe: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING!

Barbara: Whatt? I seriously didn't know that abbreviation!

Xiangling: I was close. (╥﹏╥)

Zhongli: No, no you weren't.

I am, going to pass away now.:(y/n)

(Y/n) finally puts the groupchat on mute and goes back to playing what she was playing earlier.

The level of innocence the others had was just about as innocent as (y/n) was when she was nine.

People like Childe exist to destroy that innocence. And tease (y/n) with every asset at his disposal.

"Hold on. Just what was Childe doing though. Asking Zhongli if he was into BDSM?" The girl thought out loud.

+ Their innocence +