Married in Hogwarts (Dramione)

That's Malfoy to you, Malfoy

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Please don't swear in the comments! 🥺 Also, I made the edit above by the way.

Hermione Pov

I walk down the hall and suddenly something grabs my arm and pulls me into the secluded corner.

"Oi, Granger," Draco Malfoy says looking me straight in the eyes with a smirk on his face, "Why is your bushy hair taking up so much space in the halls?"
I smirk "That's Malfoy to you, Malfoy," I retort. "And it's taking up so much space because you won't let me cut it, straighten it or put Sleekeazy's in it."
"Well if you cut it, I can't call you bushy hair, if you straighten it you'll burn out that muggle machine you have and I've had enough of Sleekeazy's for one lifetime," the blond Slytherin lists. "And also, I can't have my wife using a product made by a Potter can I?"

"Well, your wife is going to be late for Potions," I retort. "So let go of my arm and act like you weren't talking to me even remotely civilly."

He pouts adorably "You always know how to ruin my fun don't you, Beaver?"
"You know it, Ferret," I say still smirking.

He gently pushes me away, "Seriously, Granger!" he yells loudly. "If you wanted to threaten me, do it when we're not both running late for class!" He smirks slightly and marches away to his Transfiguration class.

I reach to the thin pure gold chain around my neck and touch the engagement ring that was threaded through it. Draco proposed to me after his court hearing in Wizengamot, it was a big shock to me and a ginormous leap. We never dated. We had a secret friendship up until Sixth year -somewhere along the line we fell in love with each other and didn't realise - when he distanced himself from me after he was given the task to kill Dumbledore. He didn't want me to know so he thought that it would protect me. For some reason, I latched onto Ronald Weasley instead. When Draco found out about what happened in the Chamber of Secrets, he freaked out and decided he didn't have time to go through the whole process of secret dating so he took a ring that created an empathic link between the wearers and he proposed to me. Within the month we were secretly married. I didn't really care about age or anything, I was turning 19 in September and he had just turned 18. That's how it happened.

So now I'm Hermione Jean Malfoy, the loving wife of Draco Lucius Malfoy. The two of us are redoing our 7th year at Hogwarts as Head Boy and Girl for two reasons: One, we both missed a year and we needed to repeat it, two, it's easier to be close together in school without having Press investigations in our lives. 'We'll jump that hurdle when we get to it' Draco says.
Two things in our favour are that as Head students we have a private dorm and an attribute of a Slytherin is cunning, making Draco a world-class actor.