Saw a Headcanon on Tumblr and thought eh why not? Concept is partially inspired by a story @MizuChanBoii used to tell me about so make sure you follow her if you read this.
Draco and Hermione are married in their Eighth Year and no one knows except...
A/N I'm tagging @MizuChanBoii @GWpotterhead @EmilyRoss718 and
I wake up and find Draco wrapped around me. The sun was peering through our window shining onto the book we finished last night and the hard stone floor. I push Draco off me, "Come on get up, it's Saturday."
"That's the perfect reason to stay in bed," Draco grumbles, eyes still screwed shut. He reaches out and grabs my nightdress. "You don't sleep enough Mya."
"Neither do you," I retort whilst stretching and sitting up. "Come on we need to monitor the students, its the third years' first Hogwarts weekend."
"But I want to sleep," he insists.
"I want to dye your hair ginger so you look like a Weasley," I retort. "So if you don't out of bed right now Draco, I'm tampering with your shampoo."
His eyes open instantly, "I think I've been rubbing off on you Mya, that's not very noble of you."
"It's been eight years, what do you expect," I laugh. I reach over to him and grab his arm. "Get up!" I grunt as I pull him out of bed. "If I have to do that every day I don't need to do any exercise."
"I'm not that heavy," he says with a frown now properly awake.
"Whatever you say, Dray."
"Are we going to scare Potter today," he asks. "I can't wait to get you back on a broom."
"But then he'll kill you," I say. "And then I'm going to have to turn up at your funeral as a widow and everyone will say 'I didn't even know you were married'."
"Aw, you don't want me to die," he smirks. "Such a loving wife I have. By the way, you fell asleep with your ring on. Do you even remember falling asleep?"
I think for a minute and bite my lip, "I remember finishing the book and I remember your copy disappearing then you got up to take the teacups away and change your clothes."
He chuckles, "When I got back you were already asleep, your finger was swelling a bit. I took it off you then put it away. I also decided which of my gifts of mine you should wear today."
"Oh really?" I ask raising my eyebrows.
He nods, he goes into the vanity table and looks through the drawers and pulls out a diamond ring shaped like a lioness's mouth with green eyes. "No one can say anything because it looks like a lioness," he explains, he grabs my hand and puts the ring on my ring finger then rushes back to the table and pulls out some square blue sapphire earrings with a diamond ring around them and a necklace with a citrine pendant. "These represent Ravenclaw and the necklace represents Hufflepuff."
"And if someone asks where I got all these expensive items?" I ask. "I can't exactly say my husband has a billion galleon a day salary."
"But I do," he says. "Just say one of your relatives are rich, you had a family reunion after you brought your parents back right?"
I shudder, "A dark day in the life of Hermione Granger."
"It can't have been that bad," he says.
"You don't know my relatives," I say. "They're your relatives now, you'll see during the next reunion."
"I shall be promptly preoccupied with running Malfoy Incorporated that day," he tells me. "And I shall say it is important my wife be there as well because of the many late nights it'll be impossible to stay awake without her nagging."
"Is that a promise?" I ask.
"Promise," he nods then he runs over to my cupboard and opens and pulls out a blue floral swing dress. "Now go put this on."
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"Bossy," I laugh. "Get me some black leggings out while you're at it, it's a bit short for either of our tastes."
"I'm glad you agree," he says tossing me the dress then gets out some black leggings and tosses those. "Tie your hair back so everyone can see the earrings."
"You have to plait it for me," I tell him, he groans then nods.
A/N:
These are the links for the earrings and the ring:
