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horny mf's 😫

chosen one ⚡️
well, serenity just fucked cormac up-

eiffel 🥲
wait what-

tower 🧋
whos cormac ??

chicken 🍗
some pathetic seventh year trying to make the quidditch team
but luckily for u all, i made it instead

quidditch bitch 🧹
yeah, ron, u did great

chicken 🍗
yeah ik 🤣🤣🤣

tower 🧋
wait, so what happened

cool weasley 🤍
lemme explain 🤣
so serenity came to try outs to cheer on her bf, lol, and she was in the stands w me, mione, and liv.
and mione went to cheer on ginny, bc couple goals 🤣🤣 and ig cormac thought ginny and mione were just friends bc he asked ronald to introduce him to mione, and ronald was like okay lol 🧍 and so he introduced him and cormac started to hit on hermione, who was not having it so ser was like "oh shes into girls not guys" bc hermione was too scared to say something
and so cormac was like "well i bet u can change her 😉" and so serenity got pissed and beat him up

chosen one ⚡️
i aint reading that shit but 💯

eiffel 🥲
well i mean as she should, fucking baddie

tower 🧋
well where is she now

cool weasley 🤍
she and cormac got sent to the headmasters office

quidditch bitch 🧹
so why tf was no one gonna let me know this

one direction 😍
u were in the locker room bitch, we were gonna tell u earlier but she asked us to keep it quiet until she talked to double d's

quidditch bitch 🧹
well is she alright, is she hurt

cool weasley 🤍
shes got a black eye and a swollen lip, but besides that she's fine
you shouldve seen cormac, she fucked him up good

tower 🧋
damn, i always knew ser could fight

eiffel 🥲
too bad i couldnt see it myself

quidditch bitch 🧹
do you know when shes gonna come back
is she gonna be expelled
dumbledore will understand right?

chosen one ⚡️
calm down, oliver, i promise you she'll be just fine

one direction 😍
well, if ronald just told cormac that hermione wasnt into him, then we could've avoided a lot of this

chicken 🍗
oh, dont go and blame it on me now
its not my fault he asked me

one direction 😍
well, you knew he wanted to get w her, you shouldve just told him, no shes not into, or just told him she has a girlfriend maybe ??

chicken 🍗
u always have to blame shit on someone instead of just trying to resolve the issue

one direction 😍
their wouldnt be a fucking issue if you werent so stupid

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