Chapter 16 - Toot toot

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"Cue the horrible trumpet noises!"

"Dododododoo!" Pietro wheezes out.

"Thanks, Pietro,"

"How you doing, soldier?"

"Let's not talk about it, old man," You sit down next to Cap as he drew on his sketchpad. "You drawing is the most adorable thing," a red tint fills his cheeks at your compliment.

"Where's Kronk and Yzma?" Tony saunters into the room.

"Ha! Those are your best nicknames yet!" The billionaire takes a bow before the group. "Well, I don't know, ask Bruce,"

"Yes?" Banner and the two god's walk in.

"Speak of the devil, Iron ass was looking for you,"

"Ha! That was a better nickname than anything Stark has come up with,"

"Why thank you, Captain Frisbee," Steve gives you a glare which you reply with a wink. "Questions answered, people roasted, things to do, places to be, time is money people! And my time is golden," You point to Pietro who continues the trumpet noises.

"Any more and my ears will burst," Wanda sighs into Vision's shoulder. A grin twists on Pietro's face as he run's out the room and brings in a Trombone, blowing it in Wanda's face. "PIETRO!"

"Get you a mans like Pietro," You sigh dreamily in sarcasm.

"Really?"

"No," You laugh at his frown. "Don't worry there are a fair few who like you... poor them, running on less than ten minutes of content,"

"Ten?! What happened?? Did I die?!" You whistle sadly which caused his face to pale.

"Loki's not far ahead with only twenty one minutes, Bucky has forty five and Peter does have two movies so I won't even bother,"

"Why do you know-" You put your finger to Cap's lips and shake your head.

"Why?!" Pietro drops onto his knees and fakes cry... or at least you thought it was fake.

"Honey, calm down, the entire Draco Malfoy fandom is running on thirty one minutes of screen time and...  god they are all so horny,"

"Can't blame them though, Draco rocks that black suit," Nat mumbles as she sits down next to you.

"You're not wrong," Laying your head in her lap you take out your phone. "That man was made to wear those Slytherin robes,"

"Guess you have a thing for misunderstood bad guys in green," Your hand smacks Nat across the face which causes her eyes to darken.

"Oh fuck," You roll off her and stumble out the room as she starts her swearing in Russian, taking out her blades. "I'M SORRY!" You whimper.

"What did Nat even say?" Everyone but Wanda snickers.

"Something about Y/n's type being guys that wear gr-" The witch was suddenly tackled to the ground.

"Shut your mouth!" You hold down the witch as Romanoff pounces on you. "Don't kill me!"

"Kill you? No, don't be obvious," Your face turns beet red. "Did I quote him right?" You nod quickly as Nat grins.

"This looks like the beginning to a very good porno-" The knife was thrown, nearly impaling Tony. "Mommy!" He ducks to Steve who sighs.

"You're gross," You wheeze, putting your cold hands to your face. "Never thought today would be the day I'd get topped by Nat- I said that out loud didn't I?" The group hums as you take out your phone.

"What?"

"Charlie bet I'd get topped by Nat before Clint reveals himself from the vents while having tea with some type of bug,"

"Did someone call me?" A head popped out the vents. "I'm busy having tea with the roaches,"

"Oh come on!" The phone rings as you wait. "You were right,"

"NO WAY!"

"Just don't take my newest Black widow comic,"

"Yes, ma'am," You hung up and laid your head back on the floor.

"You are all very odd," Loki mumbles as Thor claps his back earning a groan.

"Odd at it's finest, but this may get odder, the Allfather has invited everyone to Asgard, including you and your friends," he nods to you. "Heimdall reported of your presence and father has been intrigued,"

"I get to meet Odin?" Thor nods. "And Heimdall?" Another nod. "The Warriors three?" Again. "And Sif?!" Then it dawned on you, your smile turning into a frown.

"What's wrong, sunshine?"

"I don't get to meet, Frigga,"

"Well of course you will, mother is always around the palace, why wouldn't she be?"

You deadpan to Loki and wheeze out a response. "No reason, just thought she'd be busy," You lie to the best of your ability. Loki narrowed his gaze before nodding.

"What's the commotion about?" the rest of the missing people walk in with different looks, annoyance being an overall atmosphere, though.

"We, my friends, are going to Asgard!"

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I literally can't go without putting a trip to Asgard on a Loki x reader because It's just so fun and shit

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I literally can't go without putting a trip to Asgard on a Loki x reader because It's just so fun and shit

- Anna ❤️

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