Crossover Conundrum: Loki x fem!reader

Chapter 20 - Whoops!

Strutting out in the armour that Queen Frigga, or Frigga as she made you call her, you felt powerful and god like. Though you had to admit you looked like a mini Loki with the green black and gold design.

"My illness is chronic, this ass is iconic," you exclaim and strike a pose.

"Please never say that again,"

"Can't promise anything," you shrug. "But I want to see all of you say that because it fits so well," suddenly Tony walks in with full armour, hands gloved with his blasters.

"My illness is chronic, this ass is iconic,"

"Ha!" Everyone slaps their forehead as Thor comes down the hall.

"Friends! You all look well equipped, let us go to the grounds, the Warriors three and Sif are waiting with my brother,"

"Woohoo! I get to meet Fandral... and Hogun... and Volstagg... and Sif~" You do a small dance as Sammy clasped your back to stop you.

"Y/n, you're 'fangirling' again," Cas warned with quotation marks.

"Can you blame me? They're Asgard's greatest warriors!" You jump in front of the group making them chuckle. "Volstagg the Valiant, Fandral the dashing, Hogun the Grim, and Sif who has literally been called the goddess of war!"

"Y/n is not far off from truth," Thor lets out a booming laugh, an arm wrapping around your shoulder as you all descended the stairs to the grounds. "Try not to flatter Fandral, it may get to his head,"

"Head? You must mean thick skull," Sif scoffs as she raises her sword.

"Pinch me I'm dreaming," You sigh to Cas who does as told. "Ow! Cas!"

"You-... nevermind,"

"Who is this lovely maiden?" Fandral saunters up to you and kisses your hand politely.

Holding back a squeal, instead replacing it with a blush, you reply. "Y/n,"

"Beautiful name for a gorgeous lady,"

A scowl reaches Loki's face as he watches the scene. "Quite enough, we can not stand around all day dawdling," The god scoffs which makes a few twist their smiles into smirks.

"Why of course, introductions are not needed I suppose?" Thor muses before picking up a sword from a towering rack. "Wonderful,"

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"No guns?" Dean whines.

"We have energised weapons but their power is not fit for tiny Midgard men like you," Thor pats Dean on his back causing a grunt.

"He's not wrong," You say slyly. Everyone took a weapon of choice, fitting for what they were usually used to. Scampering up to sword rack you take a sword only to get dragged down under it's immense weight.

"Ha! Weak," Tony laughs as he takes a shield, only to be brought down by it, your laugh filling the space.

"You were saying, Stank?" Tony walked off with a grumble as you dragged the sword along the ground with a proud smile. "Hey, guys! Do I look cool?" striking the best pose you could, the group hum sarcastically. "I'll just ignore that,"

Each person practiced their skills as the warriors enjoyed bantering with them... Fandral did end up under Natasha's terror when he pissed her off. It was actually hilarious. Dean and Sam finally got to finish off that spar they started back at the tower simulator, you didn't exactly have a choice to stop them.

You aimlessly swung around the sword, ending up just drawing smiley faces in the dirt. You would've drawn more... inappropriate things but you were in Asgard, so manners had to be up there.

"Swords aren't usually used for that,"

Yelping, you turn to face Loki. "Yeah, well I'd fight if I could lift the damn thing... you guys are too strong,"

"You did pick the heaviest and largest sword on the rack," looking to the rack, he was right.

"Well, I'm still proud of my art!" You took Loki a step back and made him lower his gaze to ground level. The hills of dirt carved by the sword created the words 'fuck you' once you lowered your height. "Cool right?"

"You're using your talent for the wrong things," He says with a chuckle, walking to the weapons and taking a smaller sword. "Try this,"

"That seems more reasonable," ditching the sword, you take the fitting size and pat Loki against his leather armour. "Oh no! I killed you!"

Loki rolls his eyes and conjures up his own weapon. "Stand up straight,"

"Straight? That will be difficult," You mumble quietly before doing so. "What next?"

"Get into your fighting stance," You nod and spread your feet apart and lower your stance, holding the sword tight. "No, no, no," He walks forward and starts to adjust everything.

His foot moves yours, icy fingers fixing posture, his breath leaving a warm trail along your neck. His arms move under yours as he slowly moves your fingers around the metal properly. With a hesitant sigh he pulls back with a soft smile.

"There,"

"Y-yeah, that s-seems better," You squeak.

"Never in Valhalla have I seen such a sight," Volstagg looks to his companions for input.

"Can't say I have either," Hogun mumbles with astonishment.

"What are you-" the rest of the group looks at you and Loki battling it out, though it was evident Loki was more so teaching you. Your smile brightly shone as you clashed your sword with the prince's, enjoying the small adjustments he would make every so often.

"You're awfully picky," You scold playfully as he returns to his spot. "And going easy on me,"

"You can tell?"

"I'm not an idiot," your lips curve up as he tilts his head with narrowed eyes. "Rude, I'm not a damsel in distress"

"I'm jesting," He raises his sword again. "If you so wish." Loki swiftly slides across the dirt and creates an ear wrecking sound of metal against metal. "Let's fight," using the skill you learned in the short time you spin his sword around and push him back.

"Dance, reindeer games," you say challengingly as you block his blow. Over and over again your swords clashed until you landed a hit, slicing his leather slightly. "Whoops!" You say innocently.

"You're going to regret that," he growls with a smirk.

"Oh no-" You dashed the other way as he ran after you. "Loki!" You scream in fear.

"You're not getting away, Y/n!"

"I am utterly confused..." Fandral breathes out as the rest nod in agreement, watching you both dash out the grounds.

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I was meant to spend tonight writing but then I decided to watch the great Gatsby- yes I cannot get enough of the great gatsby, sue me-

- Anna ❤️