Shaun of the Dead

Yvonne Pops Up

Your P.o.v.

I look over at Shaun and my heart breaks since he looks so heart broken. He looks to the front. "Ed, could you pull over?" He asks, his voice cracking.

"Two seconds." Ed swerves to try to run over another zombie.

"Ed! Will you just pull over?" I look at Shaun. "Please."

"What for?"

"ED, JUST PULL OVER!" Shaun shouts.

Next thing I know, Ed slams on the breaks, and the car starts to spin. Everyone is screaming, including me, since you could die from this. When the car stops spinning, all of us are in shock while Ed whoops.

"Christ! What the hell are you doing?" Shaun yells at him. I'm wincing at the loudness that is at my ears.

"Chill out. Everyone's alright." Ed tells him. I look at him with a 'really' face.

Shaun starts to hit Ed's seat, which was difficult considering I was still in his lap. "Stop-telling-me-to-chill-out!" Ed huffs in protest.

"And for your information, everyone is not alright." I say, looking at Philip, and then Shaun.

"What's wrong?" Liz asks.

Shaun shakes his head. "Uh, well... Mum?"

Barbara starts to talk. "What's wrong, Pickle?"

"Mum, it's Philip... he's gone." Shaun says, tears nearly falling.

"Where's he gone?" Barbara asks.

I look down in sadness. "Barbara, he's dead." I tell her.

"No, he's not." When she says that, I look over at Philip. He looks at me and Shaun and hisses.

"GET OUT!" Me and Shaun shout together. Liz and Ed get out. David and Di go to open the door while Shaun and I hold Philip off with Shaun's cricket bat. Barbara slides down the seat, and accidently hits the music player, which started to blare the music. I look at her. "Barbara, get out!" She looks at me, nods, and gets out.

"It won't open!" David and Di yell.

"Well, shit. He still had the child lock on after all this time?" I ask Shaun.

"Apparently, It's for safety."

"Like a grown-ass man would open the door while someone is going 40." I tell him. "But I guess that's just Philip."

"Yeah, it is." We chuckle will holding Philip off.

I hear the door open, and David and Di get out. "Get out, (Y/n). I hold him off while you get out." I would argue with him, but I knew wasn't going to win, so I got out. Shaun slides over to the door, gets out, and shuts the door in Philip's face.

"Now what?" David asks. I look around to see how bad the area is around us. I see zombies staggering towards us.

"We have to keep moving." Shaun tells him.

"But how do we get Philip out of the car?" Di asks Shaun.

"We haven't got the time. Look around us." I point out.

"What about the blunt objects and (Y/n)'s (F/w)?" Liz says.

"Do you want to get them?" Ed snaps at her. I whack him with my hand.

Barbara looks in shock. "Shaun, we can't just leave your dad."

"He's not my dad!" Shaun tells her.

"Oh Shaun-" Barbara starts.

Shaun grabs Barbara by the shoulders. "He's not Mum. He was, but he's not anymore-"

"I'm sure if we just-" Barbara starts again.

"That's not even your husband. I know it looks like him, but believe me, there is nothing of the man you loved in that car right now. Nothing." I hear the music go off. I look over and see that Philip has turned off the radio. Well, I guess even that version of him still doesn't like Ed's music. I look back at Shaun. "Let's go, shall we?"

Shaun starts to walk off.

"You're not seriously suggesting we walk, are you?" David yells at him.

-Time Skip gives you a strawberry Cornetto-

As we are walking along a fence, I start to think if the rest of the world is like this. Is it just the UK, or is the whole world being fucked?

"Everyone okay back there?" Shaun asks, sending me back to reality.

"Yeah, we're having a whale of a time." Ed responds sarcastically. I glare at him. "What?"

"You know, at least he's trying to keep us alive. What exactly are you doing, besides messing around on that damn phone?"

"I helped you out of the car." He states.

"No, Liz let us out. I recall you just standing there, watching us as Philip tried to get at us."

"Yeah, but it was my idea to let you sit on Shaun's lap. How was it, by the way?"

I shake my head. "You are unbelievable sometimes; you know that right?" He nods. "And as for that question, why are you asking? You know he is going to get back together with Liz? It's bound to happen. I mean, look at them." I look to the front, seeing them talk.

"He's not really into her anymore. I mean, have you seen the way he looks at you?"

I shake my head. "Not this again. What is it with you and Di trying to get us together? It's not going to happen, mate. Face facts." I look down, not noticing Liz and Shaun are looking at me.

I stop talking to Ed and start focusing on our surroundings again. All of a sudden, we stop. "Oh my God, Shaun!" I hear. I look forward to see my old mate Yvonne. "Yvonne?" Both me and Shaun exclaim.

"How are you doing?" Yvonne asks Shaun. I look behind her to see a bunch of people following her. "Uh... surviving." Shaun answers.

Yvonne sees Liz and waves at her. "Hey Liz. No time no see." Liz nods at her. "Hey Yvonne."

Yvonne looks behind her. "Sorry, this is my boyfriend Declan," Declan waves, "my friends Mark and Maggie, my Mum, my cousins Kelly and Tom." Everyone mumbles a hello. Yvonne looks at Shaun and Liz. "This is Shaun and his girlfriend Liz-"

"They've broken up." David interrupts. I roll my eyes at his insistence of telling everybody that they were no longer together. Was he seriously that desperate to be with her? I thought. Of course, he is. He's a bloody twat.

"Oh really?" She asks. Liz nods her head. "That's a shame, although maybe it will be a good thing. Everything will be as they need to be." She looks at me and winks. I look down in embarrassment, missing Shaun doing the same. "Well, we should scoot. Have you got somewhere you're going?"

"Yeah, the Winchester." Shaun answers. Yvonne tilts her head. "The pub?" Shaun nods his head. "Right, well. Good luck." They hug and walk pass each other. Yvonne walks to me. "Hey (Y/n)." I wave. She hugs me and whispers in my ear. "He will end up with you, I guarantee." She pulls back, winks at me, and walks away.