It's You and Me. Always. (JJxREADER)

Chapter 3: The Motel.

Y/N's POV:

We made our way to the motel, and let's just say, Agatha hit it pretty hard.

"I thought the Château looked bad" JJ whistled.

"This place is a shitshow" John B added. I mean, the guy ain't wrong. The place looked disgusting, like it hadn't been cleaned in years. Tiles were missing from the roof, paint was falling of the walls, there was shit all over the place. I'm pretty certain it wasn't much better before Agatha.

"Doesn't look like a place somebody with a Grady-White stays" I said, scrunching my nose in disgust at the smell of the place.

"Looks like a place someone with a Grady-White would get killed."

"All right, here we go" JJ said with the rope to tie the boat up in his hand. He made the same weird radio noise as before, saying,

"This is your captain speaking. HMS Pogue comin' in for landing." He jumps off the Pogue and tied it around the pole to secure us.

"Alright, here goes nothing. Y/N, you're coming with us." John B said, jumping off the boat and extending his hand out to me.

"Why do I have to come?" I questioned, I'm really quite lazy and in all honesty, I couldn't be arsed going.

"You're the only one who can make sure these two don't do something stupid. JJ only listens to you." Pope answered.

"Fair enough." I accepted John B's hand and got off the Pogue, I was about to start walking when Pope called me and said,

"Hey, don't let him" he points to JJ, "do anything stupid."

"Oh, don't worry, we will" JJ said smugly, with a smirk on his face.

I turn back to Pope and say, "I'm not making promises."

"Yeah, I know" Pope says in defeat.

"Uh, be careful" Kie said worriedly to John B, handing him the motel key, "I mean it." she added. I'm so certain she likes him.

John B just chuckled nervously at her before turning around to me and JJ. We start walking up to the motel, and I noticed all these mattresses were out here. John B noticed them too because he asked why they were out here.

"After a hurricane, they ditch 'em 'cause they're moldy" JJ answered.

I started to walk in front of John B and JJ, who were talking about the interaction between John B and Kie. And by talking, I mean JJ was taking the piss out of John B.

"Just be soooo careful, John." JJ teased, stroking John B's chin.

"God, you're so weird" John B said whilst pushing JJ off of him and walking up next to me.

"What was that about?" JJ asked, clearly with no intention of dropping this conversation anytime soon.

"I don't know. Maybe she wants us to be careful" John B suggested. Man, this guy can be so oblivious sometimes.

"Since she heard you're being threatened with exile, she's just been, like, "Oh! Be so careful, John B!""

John B shrugs JJ off, but that doesn't stop him.

"Oh, just give me that John D already." JJ said, trying to impersonate Kie. I attempt to stifle a laugh with the back of my hand. Don't get me wrong, the guys an idiot, but he never fails to make me laugh.

"When are you gonna swoop on that, man?" JJ continued to harass John B with questions.

"Bro, you know the rule. No Pogue-on-Pogue macking." John B countered. "Besides, you're the one always hitting on her."