Alcor's Tale

The End of Weirdmageddon

Dipper's POV

I race to the now rescued Grunkle Ford and quickly ask him "Listen Uncle Ford, we don't have a lot of time. Remember how you told me right before you were frozen that you knew Bill's weakness?" I glance outside where the Mystery Shack was battling Bill. He hasn't noticed where the barrier ended yet but I still worried.

Mabel notices my nervousness and pipes in on the conversation "Yeah, a secret way to defeat him?"

After a second attempt to steer Ford's attention toward Bill succeeded he finally asks "Does anyone have a pen, pencil or anything?" Ford gestures toward a writing utensil of any sort.

What did a pen have to do with defeating Bill I though to myself. Ford had all kinds of weapons and knowledge from the multi-verse but why does he need a pen? At that moment Robbie offers Ford a spray can he had on hand (probably he was going to try to redraw his muffin on the water tower)

Ford begins to draw a circle on the ground when Stan comments "Drawing circles on the floor. Well, he's lost his mind" gesturing to his brother as Ford continues to draw on the ground. 

"My mind is fine. And there is a way to beat him with this." Ford points to his masterpiece. It was two circles with a picture of Bill in the inner circle while on the outer circle had 10 separate areas each area claimed by its own symbol. 

Pacifica looks at the wheel and remarks "The worlds most confusing game of hopscotch?" She continues to inspect the wheel staring most intensely at the llama symbol.

"No, a prophecy. Although it would be a pretty fun game of hopscotch." Ford starts to explain his story. "Many years ago I found ten symbols in a cave. Some I recognized then, some I only recognize now. The native people of Gravity Falls prophesied that these symbols could create a force strong enough to vanquish Bill. With Bill defeated, his weirdness would be reversed and the town could be saved."

Ford motions everyone into there respective signs (Mine the pine tree, Pacifica the llama, Mcgucket the glasses, etc.) "Now everyone hold hands we need to establish a connection."

I grab Mcgucket and Wendy's hand. Looking at Wendy's hand I realize that my crush on Wendy really subsided back in Mabel's bubble jail because I didn't really feel anything even though she was the girl of my dreams.

I look over to notice Pacifica having issues touching Mcgucket's hand. I hear her parents comment "Do it sweetie. Do the one thing no one in our family has ever done- Touch the hillbilly" She gives a disgusted look but continues and reaches for the grimy hand.

The circle begins to activate but there was still one sign missing. Ford looks over at Grunkle Stan saying "Stanly get over here. your the only one left!" He motions to his free hand and the last open symbol on the circle. It matched the sign on Stan's hat perfectly now that I noticed it.

Stan glares at Grunkle For and responds to his plea with "You realize this is a bunch of hogwash, right? You really think some caveman graffiti is gonna stop that monster?"

Not long after everyone stares at Grunkle Stan like what on earth he was doing and tried to persuade him to join the circle. Stan finally agrees on the condition that his twin says thank you.

Ford responds coldly with "Fine. Thank you."

Stan joins hands with everyone completing the circle. Ford and Stan continue to glare at each other but they both suck it up. I chuckle at the sight of them holding hands. The circle is almost completely activated but, at that moment I hear in the background a noise.

It was the Mystery Shack, Bill had finally discovered its weakness. He pull out the led and finally notices us. Shot I think to myself we've been caught. Bill storms over to us turning a crimson color with his eye turning black.

"Stop this at once meat sacks! You don't even understand what your doing!" Bill screams as he is dragged into the center of the circle blue flames surrounding him.

"We do know what we are doing Bill." Ford states watching the demon crippling into the flames "We are defeating you!" Bill looks up at Ford and chuckles "Wow Sixer that's what you really thinks is going on huh? Hate to break it to you but, you may kill me now but you will unleash a greater evil upon the world in my place!"

Bill has a wide smirk on face and glanced over to me and right back to Ford  "AHAHAHAHA REMEBER SIXER ALL POWER COMES WITH A PRICE INCLUDING MY OWN AND THE POWER YOU USE TO DEFEAT ME!" Bill yells as his bricks begin to crumble and his life comes to a end.

He starts to dissipate but I swore I could have heard Bill whisper "Good Luck Pine tree you will need it." With that bill disappears. All was silence as we all absorb what just happened.

But to our dismay that was silence was short lives as Bills Castle begins to crumble and the damage Bill caused and brought with him began to return to where it came from.

There was one catch, everything was happening two fast and the castle was falling apart to quickly. "Everyone get out we need to leave!" Ford yells as we all begin to rush towards the exit. 

Suddenly I start to run as fast as I could but as I was about to reach the exit I notice someone was missing.

"Mabel." I mutter to myself I look back to see she had tripped on the ground and was getting up but it was too far for her too run. I look to the ground and notice her grappling hook was nearby and rush toward her with it in my hand.

I give Mabel the grappling hook but just when she was about to grab me to go together. I blackout and fall to the ground. The last thing I saw was Mabel scream "Dipper!" and the sight of her grappling hook going off and the pyramid collapsing in on myself.

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Well everyone that was the first chapter. How was it?

I thought this would be a fun project to pick up after bingeing gravity falls over quarantine. I hope this will help me cope with the fact its over.

I also wanted another Fanfic for the Transcendence AU series because most of them are unfinished and I really hate that so I thought hey lets make a finished one.

Anyway hope y'all enjoy the book and remember everyone Bill is just a creepier version of Santa.