Anime x Reader Oneshots

Dazai x Reader: Day Off

-Your POV-

I was so tired. I wanted to go home to my bed and watch tv and eat my snacks. I would ask Dazai to come over, but he's too much work. It's kind of hard to relax when you're worried about your fiancee throwing himself out a window. I'd gladly throw him myself though.

We both had been working nonstop for 2 weeks. I nearly had a heart attack when I found out the Port Mafia kidnapped him. Yes, I know about his past because I was there. We were both in the Port Mafia when we were younger.

That's how we met. I was new so he showed me around. We only got to half of the tour because he kept making fun of Chuuya. I couldn't stop laughing though. I fell in love with my suicidal maniac. Chuuya thought something was wrong with me.

I didn't take his word for it because he hates him. Although, Kunikida thought I was insane when he found out we were engaged. He proposed by the way. He was surprisingly romantic, I loved it though, I did say 'yes.'

I had finally gotten 5 minutes to relax in the office when I heard a familiar voice, "(Y/N)!" I was hugged from behind. I relaxed when I knew it was Dazai. "Would you like to commit a double suicide today?"

I sighed. "I might. I've been worn so thin these last 2 weeks I just might. I need a bath and my bed and my snacks and my tv." I whined leaning into Dazai's touch.

He kissed the top of my head. "Don't worry, you have the day off tomorrow. You have 24 hours of relaxation." I noticed he didn't say 'we.' I asked him what was wrong, "Me, Kunikida, and Atsushi have a mission tomorrow. I won't be back until nightfall. I'll go straight home. You'll probably be asleep."

I felt bad, as much as I wanted me time, I wanted to be with Dazai. "Just text me when you come back. Even if I'm asleep." He nodded. I can't believe it, this job is killing me. "Be careful, I don't want to lose you before our wedding day."

He pouted and placed his head on my shoulder, "You're saying you won't care about me we're married?"

I snickered, "Please, I won't let you leave the house." He smirked and kissed my cheek. I knew what he was thinking. He's right, I wouldn't be able to restrain him. I'd ask Kunikida and Chuuya for help though.

It was late so we went back home. I was so tired I fell asleep as soon as I hit my bed. I know Dazai tucked me in, he always tucks me in when I fall asleep. I woke up in the morning and he wasn't there. I looked at my phone and he messaged me.

Suicidal Maniac❤💀: Hello my love. I'm leaving for our mission already. Don't worry I'll text you when I get back. Enjoy your day off, love you.

I swear I love this idiot.

I went to the kitchen to make myself breakfast. I looked on the counter and my favorite breakfast was there. And a note.

Good Morning My Love,
I made this for you so you don't have to work much on your day off. I left dinner in the refrigerator just heat it up. I stocked your pantry with your favorite snacks and bought your favorite ice cream. I only rented your favorite movies. This is to make up for being on a mission instead. Love you.

-Dazai

I love him. Good thing I'm marrying him in a couple of months too. I ate my breakfast which I gladly enjoyed. I grabbed some snacks from the pantry and started watching my movies.

Before I knew it, it was already 7:00 pm. I got the dinner Dazai made from the refrigerator and placed it in the microwave. It was so yummy. I grabbed my ice cream and binge-watched some anime.

It was 11:30 pm and still no message from Dazai. I was getting worried. They would let me know if something went wrong, right? I was getting scared.

Midnight and I finally got a message.

Suicidal Maniac❤💀: I'm back. Not dead.

Me: Come here. Please.

I didn't get a response so I pouted. I turned off the TV and went to bed. I got up hearing a knock on the door.

Suicidal Maniac❤💀: Open. It's me.

I snickered a little. I opened the door. I found him in his PJs with a tired look on his face. "Hey. Did you leave any ice cream?" I giggled and let him in.

He started eating some ice cream and looked sleepy. How? It's sugar. "How'd it go?"

"Don't want to talk about it. At least, we didn't lose anyone." He was so tired he could barely speak out loud. "I want to cuddle and sleep."

I sighed with a smile. "Alright, let's go to bed, I'm sleepy too." He followed me and flopped down moving to make space for me. He hugged me by my waist pulling me closer. My back against his chest and his head nuzzling against my neck. "I love you."

I could tell he was smiling, "I love you too." He pulled me even closer. I love my idiot. This day off wasn't so bad.