Joker: So you're Veronica's lover?
Kai: That's me. What s### she have told you?
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Vernon: I'm gay.
Joker: Wait really-
Veronica: No. That's a statement that he is happy in the moment.
Joker: Oh. I'm gay too.
Phoenix: Really-
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Joker: So how did Kai confessed he likes you?
Veronica: We were playing Uno and I was about to give the reverse card at him. Then he shouted at me "YOU BASTARD DON'T YOU DARE! I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A BASTARD LIKE YOU!!"
Veronica: I gave him the reverse card.
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Hachi, playing with Vernon's guini pig: What his name?
Vernon: Husky Pug.
Hachi: What? Why?
Vernon: Why not?
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Vernon: Aren't we should be in Part 16?
Veronica, reading a book: The author is lazy, darling.
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Hyakkimaru: I'm a pro ninja and the leader. What thing have I done wrong?
Veronica: Accidentally sprayed yourself with my juice saying it smell like chikuwas, stabbing an ostrich and almost cause Vernon to faint, be an idiot and exist.
Hyakkimaru: She really hates me huh?
Joker: No kidding.
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Hyakkimaru: Hey. Where's my wallet?
Veronica: *whistling while looking away*
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First time meeting Suisei.
Joker, in kid form: Suisei!
Suisei: Joker! *hug Joker*
Veronica: Sup.
Suisei, confused: Joker, why are you...a kid?
Joker, pointed at Veronica: Ask that idiot.
Veronica, waved: Sup again, I'm that idiot.
Vernon, bowed: And I'm that idiot's brother.
Hyakkimaru: That idiot changed Joker to a kid so she and Joker can escaped.
Suisei: Oh.
Hyakkimaru: And that idiot's brother almost stab one of my comrades with his knife.
Vernon: Be lucky I forgot my chainsaw.
(Veronica: And be lucky I gave Vernon shrunk juice. Or else he need to cut Joker's arms.)
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Joker: So you two have met with each other?
Dump: Yeah in the Zoo. She like an idiot.
Veronica: And I thought you was a girl until you spoke.
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Veronica: So you ate that Zombie Head Choco Sticks Vernon gave you?
(Referring to Halloween Special)
Joker: No.
Veronica: Awe....
Joker: My dad ate it.
Vernon: *somehow feeling betrayed*
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Joker: I am a Phantom Thief!
Hyakkimaru: And I am a ninja!
Vernon: And I have killed more than a person in my life!
Joker: ......
Hyakkimaru: .......
Veronica: And I am mad.
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Illegal Life (Kaitou Joker Fanfic)
Fanfictionnote: art not mine. It belong to its rightful owner that I found in Google. Kaitou Joker, the most famous phantom thief in the world. He had stolen many treasures, even the myth ones! If he want to, he could steal your tooth right out of your mouth...
