Hi I'm Fred, an Enderman many people fear me but I say I love you humans please don't fear me. Ok so let me Tell you a sad story. So I was walkin down the road when I see Steve. I walk up to him about to say hello when he starts stabbing me with a sword, but luckily us enderman can teleport, but is stinks right I mean now I'm stuck at the ender doctors office with a hole in my stomach. "What's up joe?" I said as he walked in to the doctors office to say hi, Joe is my best friend we are both friendly. You know those zombies they are so obnoxious and dumb they can't even spell cat I mean C-A-T easiest word I know how to spell unlike them I graduated from minecraft monster college I actually got my education but I didn't take the class where we learn how to kill people because that's mean and cruel. Oh and those skeletons just kill me I mean they think there so fancy with there bow and arrow and at minecraft monster middle school there was only one enderman at the cool kids table but the rest were all skeletons, the endermans name was Aidan he was so annoying I couldn't stand it. Here's another sad story so I had just gotten a lunch tray full of spaggeto, it's like spaghetti but Enderman style, so I was walking past the cool table and this creeper named Chris trips me when I got up again people were laughing at me because I looked like a girl with the spaggeto on my head. So sad.
