{Warning: Strider bashing at the end. SorryNotSorry}
==> Be The Lame Cool Kid
Heh. Messing with him is fun. I should do this more often.
But I hope he changes his mind. I really want him to go. He deserves to have a bit of fun every once in a while.
And he's right. We haven't talked to each other for months. Not after he banned me from going to his house. What? Who wouldn't want their friend to show up unannounced and just walk in? Apparently Karkat.
I feel like I should make it up to him somehow. I don't know, what should I do? Get him a new romcom movie? Nah, he probably owns every one of them.
Ugh. What do you do for a friend who hates everyone and everything?
Wait. Doesn't he walk to school?
==> Be the Grumpy Person Who Just Woke Up For School
I hate school. What does it have to start so fucking early in the morning? Fuck. I just want to stay in bed forever. But I can’t.
I got up, got dressed, and grabbed an apple for breakfast before walking out the door.
I was met with a black and red convertible in front of my house.
“Strider, what the fuck?”
“Just shut up and get in. I’m driving you to school today.”
“What if I refuse your offer?”
“I’ll follow you to school as you walk like some fucking creepy stalker.”
“Fuck you.” Why does he have to be such an ass? I shook my head and got in his car. There was no point in arguing with him.
“Thank you for your corporation. Please remain seated at all times and enjoy the Strider Express.”
“I swear to god if you say that ever again I'm going to fucking punch you in the face.” He smirked and I rolled my eyes. “Why are you driving me to school?”
“Because I feel a lot better driving you to school rather than walking there by yourself?”
“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”
“It means I’m worried about you and I don’t want what happened yesterday to happen again.”
“I can take care of myself if that happens again. Don’t treat me like a baby.”
“I’m not. I just think you’re safer with someone by your side.”
“So what you’re saying is, you think I’m weak and can’t protect myself when I’m in trouble?”
“No, that’s not what I’m saying. I’m just trying to help out. I’m sorry if it seems that way.”
“Whatever Strider.” I stayed quiet after that and when we got to a red light, I got out of the car and started walking the rest of the way to school.
“What the fuck? Karkat! You can’t just leave like that!” I shrugged and kept walking. Which I probably should have just stayed in the car because he really did follow me the entire way to school. Literally He drove at like two fucking miles per hour right behind me as I walked. As if I wasn’t an embarrassment already. Jesus fucking Christ, you should have seen how many students just stopped and stared at me as that ass twat followed me all the way into the school parking lot.
You should has seen how many people were laughing and just staring at us in shock. It was horrible. School was torture enough, now I have to deal with this shit? Why Strider? Are you trying to ruin my already worthless life even more?
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FanfictionSo this is another DaveKat story that I'm writing. Its going to be a Humanstuck story because it's easier for me to write haha. But, anyways. This is about two teenage boys, who find something more than just friendship. Basically, Karkat gets into...