Kai: well, I'm not having a good day
Sam: SHUT UP KAI! I'm watching episode 38! It's called Ninja Roll! (For the record, I saw it on YouTube)
Lloyd: OOH!! ME WANNA WATCH! (Goes to room Sam is in)
Sam: Kai, Skylar hates you!
Kai: DOES NOT!
Skylar: ehhh.... He he...
Kai: YOU HATE ME??!!
Skylar: nothing personal, but... But I'm Master Chen's daughter! I'm like, evil!
Sam: have you met my dad?
Skylar: no
Sam: my dad's the Overlord. Much more evil than Chen. The only person he loves is me
Skylar: but didn't Lloyd-
Sam: DON'T SAY IT
Skylar: sorry
Sam: Lloyd, you actually admitted Chen's plan!
Lloyd: we needed everyone with us, not against us!
Sam: Skylar, why do you hate my cousin? He's not the best person, but he wants to make peace with you, yet you're just miss bossy pants
Skylar: I'm Chen's daughter! I'm helping him with his plan!
Kai: BACKSTABBER
Skylar: AM NOT
Kai: IS TOO
Skylar: AM NOT
Kai: IS TOO
Sam: GUYS! To choose sides, I saw episode 39. Skylar, you betrayed Kai! And your gonna get it!! (Attacks Skylar)
Skylar: HA! I CAN TAKE YOUR POWER!
Sam: actually, my powers are sealed in a necklace. So even if you try to steal it, it won't work, so TOO BAD
Skylar: my dad will kill you!
Sam: NOT ON MY WATCH (turns into demon)
Skylar: EEP!! (Jumps into Kai's arms)
Kai: -_^ and I thought you hated me. BACKSTABBER! (Drops Skylar)
Skylar: SAM!! YOUR DEAD!!
Sam: (back to normal) I'd like to see you try! (She and Skykar fight)
Kai: (grabs Skylar)
Lloyd: (grabs Sam)
Kai, Lloyd: CHILLAX!!
Sam, Skylar: NEVA!!
Lloyd, Kai: (run away, cause Sam uses fire, and Skylar uses fire too)
Skylar: WAIT!! What if we both apologize, and we'll be cool again?
Sam: (puts fire away) oh. Ok!
Skylar, Sam: sorry (hug)
Kai: girls
Sam, Skylar: (read his mind)
Skylar: interesting....
Sam: I did not know about that, Kai (Skykar and Sam smile evilly)
Lloyd: Kai, your in big trouble
Sam, Skylar: (go and talk)
Kai, Lloyd: uh oh
Kai: you gotta help me man!
Lloyd: no way! I'm not gonna miss seeing you tortured!
Sam: (comes in) hey Kai. Wanna play Minecraft?
Kai: (gulps) Minecraft?
Skylar: you aren't afraid of it, are you?
Kai: no, no! Let's play!
Sam: it's me, Sky, Lloyd and Kai playing
Lloyd: cool!
Kai: um, ok. Cool
(They go to play)
Sam, Skylar: (whisper)
Kai, Lloyd: (whisper)
Sam: (to Skylar) so we get them to find diamonds, and then we make them go into our trap by blocking the safer way with bedrock
Skylar: yea, so they can go in, and then have to forced to go into the way we put our traps
Sam, Skylar: GO
Kai: (to Lloyd) we got no plan!
Lloyd: that's fine. I'm the golden ninja!
Kai, Lloyd: GO
Sam, Skylar, Kai, Lloyd: GO!
(They play)
Sam: so, Kai. Did you see episode 38 and 39 of Ninjago?
Kai: (looks at Sam) no
Skylar: (pushes Kai into lava and his player dies)
Sam, Skylar: YES!
Skylar: one down, one to go!
Lloyd: uh oh. But you girls are gonna get dumped! In lava!
Sam, Skylar: (nod no)
Lloyd: let's go!
Sam: in case you haven't noticed, I am the BOSS at Minecraft
Lloyd: well, my girlfriend going down!
Sam: my boyfriend is going down!
Skylar: let's go!
Sam: (gasps)
Lloyd: are you ok?! (Goes by Sam)
Skylar: pushes him into a block wide pit of water)
Lloyd: (tries to swim up, but Sam put a block on top)
Sam: is he dead?
Lloyd: (player drowns) NO!!!!
Sam, Skylar: GIRLS WIN!!!
Kai: whatever
Jay: WERE YOU GUYS PLAYING MINECRAFT??!!
All: yea
Jay: AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME??!!
Sam: whoops
Well, our day was ok. I lost
Sam: BIG TIME
Kai: shut up Sam
Skylar: make her, hot tamali!
Well, this is my life
Fire ninja out!
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