Lady Blue

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2:56 PM

ZL: may tanong ako.

Lady Blue: Not now. Pagod ako.

ZL: pagod ka?! shit. bakit?! pinagtataksilan mo ako?!

Lady Blue: Tigilan mo ako sa kadumihan ng tagilid mong utak at kalandian mo. Pagod nga ako.

ZL: whoa okay. chill ka lang. pero bakit ka nga pagod?

Lady Blue: It's because of a tech kid who drained all of my energy by giving me demonic codes, patterns, numbers, letters and whatever you call those combinations are.

ZL: what? wala naman akong nakitang bagong post sa website mo.

Lady Blue: Because that tech kid didn't chat me for an advice but because he was bored. And because of that boredom, I got suck up in a world full of codes. Now I hate numbers.

Lady Blue: And keyboards.

Lady Blue: And computers.

Lady Blue: Also internet.

3:02 PM

ZL: hahahahaha seryoso ba 'yan?

Lady Blue: Do I look like I'm joking?

ZL: malay ko. hindi naman kita nakikita. vc tayo?

Lady Blue: Asa ka pa.

ZL: As expected. pero di nga? sinong bata ba un?

Lady Blue: I don't know. But that kid is a demon.

ZL: hahahahaha ano bang nangyari?

Lady Blue: Basta chinat niya na lang ako bigla. Then it turns out that he was a seven years-old kid who loves keyboard, computer, and codes. He was bored that's why he decided to chat the person he heard from his unique named Kuya Birbir, which is me. Then during the conversation, he started a game I couldn't understand. He keeps saying 'engk' and 'next' without even answering my questions. He gave me more than twenty number and letter combinations and I almost saw stars when I started getting dizzy while looking at it.

Lady Blue: The game lasted for almost an hour and it was like a life and death situation for me. If Google wasn't there, maybe my score in that game will be zero and that kid will laugh at me. Why does internet even allow young kids learn such things?! They should be learning doremi or writing their full name, right?

Lady Blue: Now I hate internet. I will just hate internet because I can't hate that kid. Hating someone is bad. But ugh. That kid drained my energy! He's a monster!

3:09 PM

ZL: hahahahahah dumadaldal ka pala kapag naiinis. I wonder kung ganyan din sa personal. And you also speak in English when you are annoyed. Another unique characteristic of you!

Lady Blue: So? What's the big deal? Ikakayaman mo ba kapag nalaman mo iyan? Will your face be on a billboard or will you be a millionaire by discovering that mere thing?

ZL: hey easy. naiinis ka talaga doon sa bata? hahahaha

Lady Blue: Hindi sa bata. Sa internet.