"WHAT THE Fuck monodam YIU LITTLE ASSS" KOKICHI YELLS.
"Look... I can explain..." Succi starts to explain.
"BITCH ASS". Kokichi screams while storming out the room.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH~ Yummy despair mmm mmm yum yum I'm getting so Hmmmmmhnbnmng." Monoshit moans.
Shuichi is depressed like always but super duper damn despairingly depressioning. Monoshit continues to moan as Shuichi sits on the bed with head in hands.
"HMMMMM YUMMY IN MY TUMMY SUCCI BOI U LOOK SO YUMMY BRUH." Monoshit says.
"Fuck off Monoshit." Succi says sadly.
Monoshit leaves regrettably and goes to torment the salty af grape rat. He was found releasing his anger by tormenting the robot man.
"Yoooo grape man I have an idea how you can get sexy thick ass Succi boi," Monoshit explains.
"How bitch?" Kokichi says very SALTILY.
"Huh?" Kiibo says confused.
"You stay out of this you no dick fuck." Kokichi yells at no dick man.
"Uhhhhh?" Kiibo stammers.
Monoshit reaches into his lower region area, and pulls out a vile of glowing white liquid. He proudly puts it in front of grape man and lets out a big moan.
"Was that really necessary bitch?" Grape cok man asks.
"Upupupu... this liquid is similar to a certain something... but a *little* different. It is none other than THE JUICE OF THE GODS!!" Monoshit triumphantly yells holding the vile up high. Kokichi looks at it sceptically.
"Uhhh... what exactly?" Rat man asks.
"Upupu... you don't need to worry about the details just spike his drink with this and all good to go!" Upupu man says.
Kock man takes the vile and takes a cautious sniff.
"Woah damn." KOCKichi says.
"Anyway tomorrow I'll host a special party for everyone uPupuPu mmmmm yum yum." Monoshit says while taking a huge swig of his own vile of white glowing, pristine liquid. He then proceeds to pass out for a minute then spring back up and start singing the national anthem.
"What the fuck?" Grape dude says puzzled.
"AUSTRAKIAS A,, LET UOS JOPRECJOICE FOR WE ARE YIU F AND FEEE!! Woah damn grape man your ass loooking kinda sus let me check if you're the imposter~" Monoshit moans.
"Ahhh GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DESPAIR PEDOPHILE!" Kokichi screams while running for his fucking life.
"Uhh we are Japanese why are you singing the Australian anthem?" Kiibo asks.
Monoshit just moans a gigantic moan and disappears.
Author's note:
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing and I'm not that motivated but continue to have this shit to the 2 people who read my fucking stroke inducing shitass fanfics. Have a good day :)
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