Kokichi x Shuichi mmmmm

The party

"Ahhhhhhhhghghhghhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Himiko the annoying child thing complains. "This is such a pain why do we have to go to a party?"

"Maybe the little gay shit has a motive for the killing game?" Korekiyo suggests.

"Yooooo lets go all you sexy men time to party! Except for you grape man, you look like a shitass rat." Miu says.

"Whatever cum dumpster." Kokichi retaliates.

Everyone was at the party except for Succi boi, Miu was trying to beat the shit out of grape man but Kiibo was keeping her away. Finally, sexy thicc ass Succi arived, looking depressed.

"What's wrong my sexy man Succi Chan~?" Grape fat man says like a little rat dumpling.

Shuichi just glares at him real damn SALTIYL and heads over to Kaede.

"HEY FUCKERS!! Is everyone here? Good! You may be wondering what this party is about and guess what? Nothing actually. No motive. Nothing. Just enjoy yourselves :))))))) Upupupu...." Monoshit says sinisterly. He 'disappears' very obviously and non gracefully behind a table filled with snacks and drinks.

"Bruh." Fucking incest bitch says.

Kock peepee goes over to a table and pulls out his suspicious white liquid and puts a couple of drops in a cup. He skips like a gayass over to Succi man. 

"Yo Succi man drink this it's your favourite, cranberry juice." Pee fuck rat ass gay man says smiling really sinisterly.

"Oh CRANBERRY JUICE FUCK YEAH!!1!!1!" Succi thicc ass says taking a huge ass swig of it and most of it pours down his shirt.

"I didn't know you liked cranberry juice so much..." Kaede says looking concerned at Succi boi with cranberry stains all over his depression clothing. 

"Shut up cock blocker." Rat man snaps. "AT LEAST I CAN GIVE SUCCI BOI SOMETHING YOU CAN'T! A BIG FAT 12 INCH-"

Suddenly grape man was stopped as Succi pulled put his phone and started watching tik tok. 

"Uh what the fuck!? What kind of bitchass are you, watching tik tok!?" Rat dude says very salty. 

Kaede drinks some of her drink and she busts out a huge ass piano and starts playing IL VENTO OREO. Rat man stares in awe at the spectacle in front of him. In the distance there was Himiko passed out on the ground, seeming not to be breathing. The feminist fucker was screaming at Ryoma for no fucking reason. He was busy just vibing to Giorno's theme. 

"What the fuckedoodoo!?" Rat man whimpers like the gayass he is.

"upupUPUPUiupuoIUPUPU{PUO!!1! Surprised...? I spiked all the drinks with the JUICE OF THE GOD!" Monoshit yells proudly.

"You fucking did what you despair kink little shitass?" Gay man says.

The weeb fucker comes over and WHIPS A FAT NAE NAE.

"Why the fuck are you cosplaying a nUAGHTY POOPOO WORD :((( looking rat that looks like has smoked 20 kilos of fucking weed?" Grape man asks.

"You talking about yourself?" A small child wearing an orange kimono snickers.

"AND WHO THE FUCK IS THAT!? I SWEAR IM HALLUCINATING!1!!" Grape rat man says having an existential crisis. Angie walks over crying uncontrollably. 

"LORD BIG CHUNGUSUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSS!1!>!11!111!!!!" Angie screeches, worshipping Tsumugi's terrible cosplay.

Kokipee is having a stroke and just as he thought it couldn't get worse he realised what the sexy depressed man himself was doing...

"SHUICHI THICCASS NOOOO!!" Rat man screams.

*Tik tok music plays* Succi boy had his hair parted in the middle and had turned into an eboy. He was making tik toks nonstop, he had stolen several of avocado boy's jewellery. 

"NOOOOOO!!"

"Haha funni gei man is sad it make me so hornyyyyyy."

"SHUT UP MONOSHIT!!" Grape man yells like big gay yam and is greeted by a pink haired bitch with pigtails. 

"...The fuckedoodoo?"