Coalesce | Haikyuu Harem x Reader

PROLOUGE

At December, 19,  2020
(Still has Corona Virus)

Your POV

You're just lying in your bed cuddling with your favorite pillow, feeling sulky and frustrated around, about you can't get Daddy Zhongli and Queen Ningguang in genshin impact.😌👌💕

*PING*

Suddenly your notifications on messenger said Y/n was added to a new groupchat 😀 called Kafune KOH KOH HOOT HOOT MEOW MEOW.  "Wtf pfft- KAFUNE KOH KOH HOOT HOOT MEOW MEOW A AAHAHAH", you said as you died of laughter.

You take a break from genshin and prayed before you look at the messenger, "PLS LORD GOD JESUS, PLS ON MY NEXT SUMMON I WILL GET ZHONGLI AND NINGGUANG PLEASE!.. Amen😌🙏✨" you aggresively begging to pray for Lord, God, Jesus.

So you checked the group chat kafune koh koh hoot hoot meow meow, and you were happily shOckEd because they're japanese and nEw fRiEnDs, you're also thankful you can understand them.  (Cuz your half filipino n half japanese)

Kafune KOH KOH HOOT HOOT MEOW MEOW 🦅🦉🐈‍⬛

Captain DIEchi👨‍✈️:

NISHINOYA, TANAKA! WHY IS THIS GROUP CHAT CALLED KAFUNE KOH KOH HOOT HOOT MEOW MEOW?? AND ALSO WHY KOH KOH😠😠
(😂)

ROLLING THUNDAH ⚡️:

EEEH? AREN'T WE 3 TEAMS NOW?AND THEY'RE ALSO SOUNDED LIKE THAT? CROWS SOUNDED LIKE KOH KOH? BESIDES IT REMINDS ME OF THE COCONUT😙😀
(🤣)

BUDDHA😌🙏:

HAHAHAHAHA TRUE, It also kinda reminds me of COCOCRUNCH 😀😀
(🤭)

CITY BOI 🌃 :

HAHAHAHAHHA BRO
(😮)

Tangerine Boi 🍊:

OOOOOO I WANT THAT 🤤
(🥺)

LEVING IT 🦁:

OOOOOO SAME
(😀 )

KenNOT🧇🎮:

Lol Shoyo
(🥥)

Sweet SugaR🧁:

Aren't you guys just hungry?? 😂😂
(😂)

MILKags🥛:

Oh- coconut milk 🥛, cococrunch with milk 🥛
(😋)

Okei 🦖:

Is Milk your waifu king?
(😂)

YamYam:

Pfft-
(😂)

MILKags:

SHUT UP FOUR EYES AND STOP WITH THE KING😠😠
(🤭)

Captain KOH KOH👨‍✈️:

😀😀😀
(😨)

Captain Meow Meow👨‍✈️ :

Kafune reminds me of a coffee ☕️
(🤤)

Captain HOOT HOOT 👨‍✈️:

ヽ(°○°)ﾉ YEEEEEESSS BRO IT DOESS IT ALSO SOUNDED LIKE A CAFE
(😂)

Jesus Asahi😇:

Uhm.., guys why is this person here keep seening and... emoji?? down in our chats??? we also don't know her/him..uhm.. this is.. weird..??
( 🤔 )