Unforgettable- bakugo x reader

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you and todoroki were wheezing at each other in the kitchen around 3 am and bakugo was almost falling asleep on the kitchen counter, so you guys whispered while dying of laughter

y/n: I'm going to piss my pants!
todoroki: like in the 4th grade-

he couldn't finish the sentence due to him laughing while you ran around jumping up and down trying not to scream laughing. he was holding onto the kitchen counter while squatting down holding his stomach

y/n: yo pass me that marker

you said, he got up and tossed it over to you and you started drawing on bakugos face. you drew a mustache, a mole and an eyepatch trying not to laugh. todoroki took the marker and wrote "boom boom boy" on his forehead and went over his eyebrows to thicken them. he dropped the marker and you guys started dying of laughter, you took your phone out and took a video of todoroki on the floor laughing and then zoomed in on bakugos face and posted it on your snap.

few moments later~

y/n: anything suspicious? over.
todoroki: nothing over here it's clear, captain. over.

you guys saw each other from across the hall and ran towards each other, you guys were back to back with steel colanders on your heads and whisks in your hands as guns

y/n: we have to find out who did this to the poor civilian, and fast.
todoroki: wait, captain!
y/n: what is it, lieutenant loofus!
todoroki: the civilian! he's gone!
y/n: what?!

you looked over at the kitchen counter and bakugo was gone

y/n: this isn't good.. not good at all.. quick! lieutenant loofus! we have to find him right away!
todoroki: yes, captain!

you guys rolled on the ground and ended up with your backs on the wall looking at each other from across the hall. you nodded and ran separate ways to find bakugo. after searching you bumped back into todoroki and pointed your whisks- guns at each other. you sighed and put your guns down

y/n: we're getting no where!
todoroki: ..how are we sure the civilian isn't the  killer?
y/n: ...well that's easy, lieutenant loofus.

you said, turning around with a devilish expression on your face

todoroki: c-captain..?
y/n: he couldn't possibly be the killer.. because I am

todorokis eyes widened and he ran away while you chased him but you lost him after he took a turn

y/n: little pig

you said in a.. strangely ominous voice

y/n: where are you

todoroki tried his hardest not to laugh at that and covered his mouth. you popped out from the corner and stood over him

y/n: found you!
todoroki: c-captain please! I-I won't tell anyone!
y/n: oh I know you won't, you can't speak when you're 6 feet under, silly goose
todoroki: please..
y/n: thank you for your help, lieutenant.

you smiled and help your gun to his head and he closed his eyes

bakugo: you two! im going to kill you both for this!

you both looked over at bakugo who had steam coming out of his nostrils while holding his phone up with your snapchat post of him

y/n: uhh..! I take it back, lieutenant loofus! I don't want to kill you, come on!