Yeet Saga: Origins

The Yeet Saga Part X

North stood there, just appalled that this bald-headed freak had the audacity to survive her patented Pudding Punch™. The sky-splitting attack wasn't enough to even do more than rough him up a little. Mr. Clean didn't even seem phased.

"Jesus Christ... how strong of a monster ARE you?" North asked, stepping back slowly.

Mr. Clean just chuckled, spitting on himself in the afflicted places. His wounds healed almost instantly, regenerating. "I admit, I wasn't expecting such an attack... I'm impressed. You wounded me pretty badly, but I feel like Sophia's..." he cringed, not even able to allow the word to part his lips, "you know, weakened me quite a bit. Had I been at full strength, I could have blocked that attack like it was thrown by an angry five year old."

North clenched her fist and gritted his teeth as he spat on his arm, the breaks in his radius and ulna healing rather effortlessly.

"My special healing cleaner, I call it the Mr. Clean Superbleach™. It not only heals wounds, it will instantly whiten any surface. I also pee out the stuff. It runs in my veins. It's how my toilet bowl stays so shiny."

"Wow I need me some of that. Then I wouldn't have to scrub the toilet every time I drop a dookie," Sophia stated.

"Soap! Don't side with the enemy!" North yelled back.

"It's only 9.99 a liter. Call now, and you can get five Magic Eraser Sponges™ free." Mr. Clean said with a smile.

"Shit, that's a good deal." Sophia concluded

"Sophia, have you already forgot? This man just nope'd my punch no problem! Don't be offering to buy his shit!"

"Right... you right. Whelp, guess it's time to show my true power," Sophia said, stretching and popping her fingers.

Everyone, including Diego-Gravy, just looked at her. "What do you mean, you can do more than take shits..?" Savage asked.

"Yup, thanks to getting this." She pulled the BakuDeku manga out of her pocket, fanning it out, and beginning to read.

"Sophia, now's not the time to be looking at gay hentai!" Savage yelled.

"No, it is always read-BakuDeku time. BakuDeku is love, BakuDeku is life. I mean, have you seen this guy's hentai face?" Soap Opera drooled over Baguko making the face of ahegao.

Gravy walked over and looked at the comic. "No homo, but that is a good ass hentai face."

"See? Even Gravy thinks so and he's the straightest one here." Sophia continued reading, but Mr. Clean started to get irritated.

"Hurry up! I'm not here to stand around and talk!"

Everyone just ignored him.

"This isn't DragonBall Z! I'm not about to let this episode be 15 minutes of us standing around reacting to things!" Mr. Clean clenched his mighty asscheeks and yelled, rushing Sophia, but suddenly a shroud of energy surrounded her and she punched Mr. Clean as a massive explosion came out of her hand, blowing him back and knocking the wind out of him as he bounced on the ground across the airport.

"W-what the HECK?!" Mr. Clean exclaimed, unable to cuss since he is clean.

"This manga is a relic that gives me power, you see?" She put the manga back in her pocket. "Once a day, twice if I'm desperate, I can intensely read BakuDeku, and for every page I read, I gain their powers in the anime for 5 minutes. The trade-off is, after the time runs out, I pass out for 5 hours per page." She suddenly disappeared into thin air, then re-appeared behind Mr. Clean instantly. "But 5 minutes with Bakugo and Midoriya's powers should be more than enough to make you piss yourself, you chrome-domed bastard."

She hit Mr. Clean in the noggin with a double axe-handle strike, powered up by full-cowl and assisted by another large explosion. The shockwave that emanated blew everyone down on their ass and all the glass out of the terminal windows, making the kids who were on the 15th round of their 1v1 cry and quit the game, most likely to play squads on Fortnite.

Mr. Clean smacked into the ground with such force his entire perfect ribcage was crushed and his lungs collapsed. His muscles were mush as well. Sophia just laughed and t-bagged him.

"W-" Mr. Clean tried to speak but coughed blood instead.

"Oh shut up. You hurt my friends. And now, I'm gonna anime your ass so hard you feel like the entire Mexican cartel buttfucked you."

She reared back her hand, open palm, but rigid. "10% full cowl+mild Bakugo explosion bitch slap to your bald ass head." She did so, smacking the man so hard it instantly turned his head around 3 times, shattering his spine and destroying his nervous system.

Gravy just shouted "Ohhh DAAAYUM, that baldass DEAD FOREAL FOREAL." He pulled out his phone and started recording. "Wooorld staaaaar!"

Sophia had slain Mr. Clean. Everyone was in amazement, and rightfully so, but also really happy. They also understood why she wasn't afraid of North, especially after getting that manga.

"Well guys, we can finally go get Gwyyy..." she fell over, the effects of the manga power wearing off as she passed out into a deep, unconscious sleep. Gravy and Savage picked her up and carried her onto the plane, North following behind.

"Hey, what about me!?" Diego yelled as they were stepping on to the private jet. "You guys killed my boss!"

Gravy and Savage just looked at each other, shrugged, and then motioned him to get on. "You can roll with us. I admit, those bars were tight. You can produce with me, anytime."

Diego half-smiled. "Oh hell yeah," then followed them up into the jet.

Mr. Clean, the strongest enemy they faced yet, had been defeated by Sophia's secret power. But what dangers lie ahead? Will the filthy eskimos in Antarctica be guarding Gwyn? How strong is Hillary Clinton, really? Find out in- okay this joke is getting old this story has way too many DBZ references as it is so Imma just end by saying YEET