Yeet Saga: Origins

The Yeet Saga, Final Chapter

Many years since the fall, the last few humans remained hiding in holes, hoping the CyberNippon didn't smell the scent of the humanism.

"God, what a hellscape." Gwyn said. She was now 43, the rest of the crew older as well.

"Aren't we gonna tell the reader what happened?" Sof asked Cairo.

"Do they deserve to know?" He was cut off by a metal scratching sound. "Shit, they've fucking found us." He said as Gwyn pulled out a blaster, blowing the CyberNippon's head off with a blast.

"If one saw us, they all did, we gotta move!" Sof said as the team nodded in agreement, getting up and dashing toward the nearest frame.

But just before they could get to the frame, it happened. A damaged CyberNippon dropped down, just a torso and an arm. He began to beep rapidly. This was the end.

22 years ago...

They traveled on, eventually finding a cardboard playhouse in the middle of the grass. Gwyn jumped around, skipping in circles around the structure.

"Loot llama, loot llama!"

"God she needs help..." william said, cringing so hard his dick turned inside out.

"Agreed." Shoko replied

Suddenly, there was a rumbling. A massive fat blob rose from the ground, booming and jiggling as the sweaty fat rolls bounced around on her massive body.

"I AAAM MRS CROPPPERRRR" the beast yelled. "I EEEEAT YOU AAAAALL"

Not today Dego said as he drop kicked ms croppers weak spot, her ear, from the trees.

"Dego, I thought you were back drunk at camp!"

"Sophia came and told me what happened, I figured yalll needed my help."

He zoomed around Mrs cropper faster than sonic the hedgehog from the live action movie "see I'm mimicking tekashi so I'm FAST AS FUCK BOI" he kept zooming as Mrs cropper said "nooooo NOOOOO" then her fatty flesh peeled off her bon- wait

"Those aren't bones..." Shoko said

It was a metal robot suit and in the middle... was

Lou

"Hehehehe"

Sof gasped "but lou why!?"

"Because I don't deserve to live in banishment, I wanted revenge!"

Dego tried to punch, but the fat robot teleported away

"Dammit"

"It's okay, we got the therapist" will spoke

They went into the box and sure enough Johnny Cage was in there playing Fortnite "oh howdy" he said "I've been waiting forever for that pizza delivery god your service is slow"

Gwyn saw him and was instantly healed "okay guys I'm good" suddenly she threw up a bunch of Fortnite shit on the floor then they left

"You guys aren't even the delivery boys!? Awww come on!"

It was then a shit ton of nukes dropped and wiped out most the earth

Dego, Squirtle, and William were caught in the blast, the inkling just got splatted (kinda forgot she exists whoops whelp she's dead now oh nooooo)

Thanos snapped too and everyone else ever died, well half of everyone else ever

It was just Cairo, Sof, and gween

Lou summoned the robot apocolypse it was his plan the entire time, all might came to protect the trio but even his mighty asscheeks couldn't clap enough robots, and eventually he went skinny so we had him for dinner.

He would've wanted it.

Lastly a Japanese anime chick had sex with a robot because robosexual I guess then all the robots became Japanese robots hence the cyber nippon name.

Years later the cyber nippon were all that's left, Lou killed the Jap and then Lou was nearly killed by his own robots but then he ate a dragonfruit and went to another dimension.

Guess I wanted to wrap up this mess just as shitty as it started.

So here we are, the endgame.

The nippon blinked.

Feet cold

Eyes red

Can't remember

What they said

God damn

Shit the bed

snap

The nippon exploded. The last frame shattered. Our heroes all dead.

Roll credits.

Yeet