GweeeeeeeEeeeEeeeEEEEeeeeeEnnnn is now back. The group, consisting of Sofer, Dego, Shokomo, and Gwynji flew back to Canada, landing in the front lawn of the apartment which burned all the pine trees and moosen around. It also destroyed the pavement. The landlord came out of a nearby cave wielding a shotgun, yelling profanities and blasting the hull of the private jet.
"I don't think he's very happy with us destroying his property!" Churro yelled over the noise.
"You think!?" Die Eggo replied.
"We need a new home!"And with that, Cairo took off again, but after a few minutes of going 420.69mph the plane ran out of fuel finally despite somehow flying to Antarctica and back and came crashing down into the earth in a mighty fireball.
"Heck!" Cairo spoked.They all tried to exit the plane through the gaping hole left in the side because of the wreckage but they stopped at Mickey D's along the way for some nuggers and then Sofia became morbidly obese because she was starving and ate two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
"Sorry guys hold on I'll fix this" she said then pushed really hard and took a massive shit returning to normal size. "there we go"
The group sighed and yeeted off the plane, feet landing on the fresh Canadian wilderness.
"Wow smell that fresh air guys" Diego said and took a deep breath through his nostrils but the shit still stank so he died.
"Aw fuck Sophia bury that shit" Cairo demanded as he bent over diego putting a bandaid on his nose which instantly revived him
I just realized Gwyn has had no lines so she said "how many of those do you have"
"A box"
"oh ok"
There Gwyn you had a line. Two, as a matter of fact. Be grateful.
"Guys I have an idea" Cairo said, who had an idea. "How about we be like them Canadian frontiersmen/women (gotta be politically correct or else the internet will arrest me) and we build a log cabin or something?"
Gwyn screed and dug a hole to hide in. I dunno why
"Sure that sounds easy except this isn't MINECRAFT" Diego yelled angrily on his man period
"The hell it isn't" Sophia stated walking over to a tree and punching it breaking her hand "fuck nvm"
Shokor slapped a bandaid on that shit then did the Tracer sitting emote to sit on the cold maple grass "damn folks I'm stumped"
But like an angelic lumberjack summoned by our lord and savior All Might himself, a strange figure waded out from the trees all dramatic-like
"Hello fellows, I heard ye was in need of a frontier bein' built? Names William, expert lumberjack and brother to Raft, happy to assist"
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Yeet Saga: Origins
General FictionThis is book one of the Yeet Saga, posted purely for archival purposes. The quality will be lower, and the jokes may be dated.