Yeet Saga: Origins

The Yeet Saga pt. idfk anymore

"Beep beep imma sheep I said beep beep Imma sheep, beep beep imma sheep I said beep beep I-"

Shokorock turned around, "Can you do me a huge favor buddy and CRUSH YOUR OWN DAMN VOCAL CHORDS?!"

William sniffled "rood..."

"You've been singing that for HOURS."

"But I'm bored..."

"uuughhh..." Shoko said with a huff as the emo panic at the disco!-lookin lumberjack continued to hum the succulent song.

The crew had been traveling for lit-rally hours now, attempting to find where Gwyn had gone. William had gotten so bored at one point he began repeatedly singing ASDF's Beep Beep I'm a sheep. Sophia was on her last nugger, so she savored it, sucking it like a Jolly Rancher instead of monching it.

Hours more passed, the fires of hope dwindling to a mere matchstick in the rain... an ember of a campfire... a rained-out barbecue... a... a... um... they fucking went out, okay? It's early.

Sophia swallowed the small chunk of meat that was her nugget with a satisfied gulp. She exhaled, then preceded to say "Y'all I'm hungy"

"You just ate." William and Shoko said together.

"Ye but I'm hungy."

"William, you useless Canadian jukebox, are there any rivers nearby?"

Will Ferrell took out a piece of tattered copy paper with a map on it that looks like it was drawn by a five year old in crayola titled Candada.

"Yeah, one to our left I think"

"well let's camp for the night."

They set up camp near the river, the Squirtle waddling over to one of the tents and passing out, still holding ShockAbsorber's gun (Damn these name puns tho.) The ShockMaster (Only OG's will get this one) cast his fishing pole in the river, starting a fishing minigame in the hopes to catch a nice seafood dinner. Some 13 year old CoD kid screeched "frickin cAmPerS!" at them, but no one cared.

"Can I get some help William?" Kokoroki asked.

"Nah."

"But you're a ranger? Wouldn't you be an excellent fisherman?"

"do I look like Willy from Stardew Valley to you?"

Socko looked up and down William, studying him carefully before hesitantly saying "The answer... iiis... yeeeeeesssss..?"

"You stu-"

Before the dark-haired stud finished his sentence, weebname.jpg got a bite! He mashed A but not too much until he yoinked a... weird looking child... out of the water.

"Iru!" the thing said.

"The FUCK is that?!" Roki yelled, jumping back in fear. "Squirtle, use CAP ITS ASS!!!"

Squirtle hopped up, smirking devilishly as it walked out of the tent holding the pistol sideways.

"Noooo wait wait wait! I got this..." Sophia said, approaching the creature.

Everyone just kinda stared as Sophia cleared her throat. She also said, "Iru!" in response, making the strange creature smile wider than it already was.

"Ise foono rooga moojeeay!" it said

"Iye?" Sofa responded.

"Ooyay eyocha jee-ay nu io sayeesayraee!"

"Ise bee ay. Dja zaiija tooji."

With that, the little child-like creature looked really pleased. It hopped in excitement, then pulled out a thing that looked like a water gun, holding it like it's ready to shoot whatever orange fluid was in the chamber.

"WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH HOLD ON!" Shokoroki said, putting his hands up. "WILL SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT IN WILL'S BONER IS GOING ON HERE."

Willyams looked down, then back up. "The fuck you talking about? I don't have... do I..?" he checked again. "Nope. No, definitely not."

"This is a squid kid, it agreed to help us because it's looking for a gun."

"Well shit, this little piece of seafood is actually more useful than you, William." Shoko said, smirking cynically as he turned to look at Will.

"Oh fuck you cunt."

Shoko repeated what he just said mockingly, sneering as he did. "Alright Sofa, let's get this bread."

"bread? Wheres bread" sofie said, looking around frantically "im hunGRY"

The crew set off, following the energetic rubbery-looking shortstop with a gun, hoping to find their friend that had disappeared some time ago.