somethin' stupid

furt 2x08

AFTER RUMMAGING THROUGH MY CLOSET, I FINALLY FOUND MY FRESHLY IRONED CHEERIO'S UNIFORM

I threw it on over my tired lifeless body, pulled my hair into a high pony and ran to the front door to slip on my sneakers, grabbed a banana* and left for school

my feet carry me to my locker where I see two unfamiliar teachers standing with Finn and Kurt at one of their lockers

"...proposed"

"classroom.."

"...wedding planner"

I could hear bits and pieces of the conversation between the quartet but I couldn't put together what they were actually saying.

Was Finn getting married to the teacher lady? Who was the bald guy?

when the older duo left their post at the locker, I walked up to the boys

"who were they?" I ask holding my books to my chest

Finn stands with his arms crossed- not in defense, just his normal resting position- "our parents"

"I was about to say, those teachers must be subs cause I've never seen them before-" I say

"yeah no, my dad just proposed to Finn's mom" Kurt says and I try to hide my laughter but I failed

"your parents are a couple?"

"Kurt set them up like sometime last year" Finn admits, shoving his hands in his cargo short pockets "it was just so random"

I look over at Kurt and his eyes widen as Karofsky walks by

In the fashionista's hand was a wedding cake topper, he clutched it tightly as the bully slowly approached.

"hey" Dave says almost in a friendly tone. "can I have that?" Kurt looks like a turtle as he tucks his head all the way back, trying to get out of contact with the football jock

Finn and I turn to see the sight of Kurt shaking up against the locker

"what's going on" I shout, not caring who stops and stares at the scene "leave him alone david"

I shove the varsity jacket clad loser to the side with all my might

"woah woah, what's got into you, Playmate of the Month?"

"lay off dude okay?" Finn pipes in shoving Karofsky against the locker, his arm pinning dave's neck to the steel

he breaks loose and takes a swing at Finn "get over here you little punk"

I take the opportunity to jump on the bully's back, covering his eyes as he tries to get me off. he throws me off his back and I fall on my butt on the tile floor

Finn comes over to help me up but I shove myself up from the ground and suckerpunch karofsky, hitting his lip making it bleed everywhere

the crowd that formed around the four of us is now subsiding as Mr. Schuester makes his way over to us

"what the hell is going on over here?" he puts his hands on his hips covered in poop brown corduroy fabric

"little bitch just came up to me and busted my lip" Dave lies to the Spanish teacher

I try to protest but Mr. Schue puts his finger up

"guys is that what happened here?"

"no way-" Kurt yelps as Finn joins him in protest "that's not what happened"

"Karofsky tried to steal Kurt's wedding cake topper and we stopped him. he was gonna like toss him in a locker or something" I say waving my arms crazily as I talk "I did bust his lip though, he was trying to hurt Finn and Kurt"