For those annoying ass motherfuckers that need to learn how to shut their mouth. Vote and Comment please :) Enjoy! :) ~ FarahTariqx WARNING// Please do not read if you're easily offended. Some of the content is really mean but that's kind of the point.
Roses are red, violets are blue This book is crazy, I don't care, do you? Hey! That was admittedly real crappy. But yeah, this is a book of comebacks and insults of any scene or awkward moment. And poems: the roses and violets thingy. And random jokes. Credit will be given if I get a joke, comeback, or pick-up lin...
Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.
Hi there! Yes , I'm taking to you person at the other side of the screen. Thanks for clicking on my book. That means you are eager to learn a new language, aren't you? You want to learn Spanish? If the answer was yes, then you've come to the right place. This book will teach you various things about the Spanish lang...
Learning a new language can be intimidating. However, you may not even know it, but you already know dozens of French words from everyday English! Learn French with this easily. For practise, simply find a website or download the app "Duolingo" and begin the French Course! *My Phonics spin-off has been merged into th...
Hello, my name is Kain and love learning French. I was a student in French 1 in American high school for my sophomore year, and I'm planning to enter French II in my Junior year. Since I'm a student and experience all the awkward stages of learning a new language, I know exactly how to explain everything I had questio...
So as the name might suggest this is a book of puns. I'm a huge fan of puns so I decided to share some on here. Hope you like my puns! Cover made by me: Curls_X ...
Jing He, crown prince of the nine heavens, has to descend into the mortal realm to weather a human life full of vicissitudes. Each event carefully crafted by fate's scribe, Shun Tao, nothing should go wrong. Just that Qiu Ling, king of the dragon race, follows him. Incapable of watching his lover's suffering he interv...
Scarlett Applebill is the daughter of Meg and Daniel Applebill. The two greatest actors of their time and when their called in for a movie they are in together, they decide to send Scarlett to boarding school so she can have an education in a school instead of home schooling. There's only one key think Scarlett's pare...
First day of college. Darcy Winters is a new student, she's quiet, quirky, lovable but not what people expect when they really get to know her, she puts on an act to mask what goes on in her head, to fight the battle of mental illness that controls her life, she doesn't tell most people because most people simply don'...
Aurelia, a Noble Roman woman, had heard of the savage British tribes, their mystic Celtic ways, and the battles the Roman army was fighting against them on their shores. The battles her soon-to-be Husband, Quintus Acquilla, was fighting in the name of the Eagle. But she could not have predicted that, when she crossed...
The Locker Exchange is becoming a film and will be adapted by Wattpad WEBTOON Studios and Leone Film Group. Stay tuned for updates! ***** The Locker Exchange is now published as a Paperback and E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Wattpad Original Edition and Wattpad Books Published Ed...
I literally did this when I was 13, plz don't judge me. I still did this for y'alls entertainment though so, enjoy the cringe. :D warning: viewer discretion advised.
Cameron Jack is one of the streetkids since she escaped her terrible home. That is until she meets her road to a good life and can go back to school...only if she becomes an agent
"You're bonded to me. You know what that means right? It means you can never escape me no matter how much you try." "I'm not trying to escape you, Jungkook. You're the one who's been doing that." . . "There's only one person in this universe who possesses the royal blood. It's the most rarest type anyone can have. It...
What if you were told you had only twenty-one days to fix your relationships with all your loved ones? What if you were given twenty-one days to create loving memories for your family to remember you by? What if you were given only twenty-one days to fix everything you ruined- all the relationships you left behind...
Check out my brand new book, 'Love, Your Alpha' on my profile! ~!~ Skylar. When You think of her you think 'normal'. Yes she is, until werewolves destroy her city, and her life. Sky has to find a New life with supernatural, because there will always be one, everywhere she goes because Skylar, is no longer normal. ~!~...
**Set in Season 8** "You a cop?" "You probably wish I was." ________________________ He knew it was a bad idea to let her in, but he did it anyway. She knew it was a bad idea to stick around, yet she stayed. Both of them are a lot of things: damaged, survivors, flawed, warriors, guardians, selfless. But the...
Betrayal follows her, the Angels are against her, and the Devil is on her tail. As Lucifer's Daughter Abbegael must hide her identity from both Heaven and Hell if she is to survive. All she wants is to return home but when Lucifer's plan starts to take shape she realises she is the key to destroying Heaven and she may...
Most of us are very different from each other but Joy is way different like us she is an angel of darkness and she is special in her own way but she was really special but one day her parents kick her out of the family and she met a guy name angelo and her life change forever and will she find her true wings find out...
what would you have done if you had a fight with the CEO of the company you work in and threw a bottle of 7 up on his face purposely outside a supermarket unknowingly and later you are forced to marry him. Well so is the journey for Alaina Fletcher and Brad Carter. Alaina needs help and Brad gives a way out if she...
After Amy May gets sick with a very contagious and very deadly disease the whole school has to lock up and keep everyone in it, never letting anyone out. Even if it means staying with a deadly, smart and hungry zombie on the loose lurking the halls.
(Book 1) In a world where a virus has spread turning most of the population into flesh eating monsters, there are two friends partying it up in New Orleans when the infection hits. Far away from home, they are trapped and trying to make sense of all that has happened with the help of new friends and enemies along the...
Secrets do not stay hidden for long. Have you ever had a secret that you would do anything to keep from your own family? Coming home from being at boarding school for an entire year is something Eva has dreamed about since her Dad sent her away; she missed her older brothers and none of them seemed to have changed muc...
Lots of swearing, so read at your own risk. Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude, but are not meant to offend anyone, so don't read this book if you don't like that. This is just for jokes. And pls don't leave any rude comments, they will just be deleted.
