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Harry has seen many things during his years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but somehow, this year feels different. Everyone is acting strange, even stranger than usual. Will Harry and his two best friends, Ron and Hermione, be able to figure out what is going on? Or will they be stuck in a year of turmoil and haze? Or, an awful parody of Harry Potter partially using predictive text.

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You are obsessed with Lord Voldemort, so when you are caught outside his camp, and get a chance to meet him, you cannot be more excited. But, what happens when beautiful woman named Talia catches your eye. Who will you end up with? Who will you choose? In Development This started as a satire Voldemort x reader fic but I don't know what it turned in to. There is no plot line. Just bare with me. This is satire. I am writing this ironically as a joke between me and my friend. If you are looking for something serious sorry.

Hogwarts is back- and weirder than ever! With magical mayhem, unlikely allies, and a certain questionable wizard claiming credit for Harry's entire existence, this year promises to be the most chaotic one yet. Between dramatic goth revivals, unexpected transformations, and Dumbledore's increasingly baffling decisions, Harry must navigate a school year filled with absurdity and survive the madness that's about to unfold.

Harry Potter has it made. He gets to live in a house, he eats food sometimes, and he's had at least one visit to the optometrist in his entire life. Everything changed one day when a mysterious letter arrives to rudely suggest he is some kind of freak. Subsequently, he finds out that someone out there is trying to murder him. He is only eleven years old.

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Twelve-year-old Harry Potter takes it upon himself to uncover the truth behind the Chamber of Secrets hidden somewhere in Hogwarts even though no one's discovered it in the past 1,000 years. He just wasn't prepared for the entire school to turn against him and blame him for the supposed monster's awful attacks. In 'Scarred from the Chamber of Secrets,' continue the wildly humorous journey with Harry Potter's second year at Hogwarts. This isn't your typical magical adventure-prepare for a laugh-out-loud ride filled with quirky characters, unexpected personalities, and a whole lot of slithering chaos. The pile of petrified students grows, out-of-control gibbons wreak havoc, and an increasing number of people become super obsessed with Harry, including a house-elf who walks around wearing a pillowcase with his face on it. Harry must navigate through bone-altering situations and a new professor whose silver hair and smile are a little too perfect. Rediscover Hogwarts like never before, where the familiar meets the fantastically funny, and every chapter is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 19 chapters as they tackle magic, mayhem, and misadventures in Scarred From the Chamber of Secrets. Only die-hard fans will recognize the deep-cut references and foreshadowing. Get ready for a magical journey filled with more humor, more heart, and a whole lot of fun! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new story! The Scarred Series: Scarred from the Sorcerer's Stone: https://tinyurl.com/4fh5u49z

Parody~ A muggle discovers magic. ;)

When 20-year-old Harry Potter is sentenced to spend eternity cleaning up the chaos he caused in the Department of Mysteries after the disastrous time-traveling stunt his son pulled , he decides to let someone else handle destiny for once. That "someone else" is Hermione Granger, of course, who discovers the prophecy might have been about her just as much as Harry. Brilliant, stubborn, and tired of watching fate play favorites, Hermione cracks the secret to not just traveling back in time but rewriting it. She just didn't expect the cost of becoming the Girl Who Lived to be her own life. Reborn as an orphaned eleven-year-old with no memory of the world she once knew, Hermione's new destiny begins in a shopping mall while shopping for school supplies where Hagrid stomps in to inform her she's a witch. Now thrown into the whirlwind of Hogwarts, Hermione must put up with cruel bullying from the Slytherins and teachers, relentless self-doubt that excelling in all her classes can't even stop, and the smug taunts of Harry and Ron, two would-be heroes who call themselves the prestigious "Slytheroyals." But Hermione isn't alone. With loud-mouthed Lavender Brown and wimpy Neville Longbottom at her side, she'll have to protect the Sorcerer's Stone, uncover the truth about her past, and decide whether she even wants the destiny she stole before Voldemort rises (again) and conquers the magical world for good.

Voldemort is back, and Harry's pretty sure he's going to show up on his doorstep any second now. As if that's not stressful enough, his summer wraps up with a frosty Dementor attack and a courtroom drama. The Minister of Magic seems to think her new job is convincing the entire magical world that Harry's just a kid with a wild imagination. At least there's the Order of the Phoenix, which, contrary to what it sounds like, is not just a bird-watching club. To make life even more fun, the Ministry sends a woman to Hogwarts who's got the sweetness of a sugar overdose and a smile that could rival a clown convention. She's there to turn the school upside down, all in the name of making sure students don't march on the Ministry with pitchforks. Under Hermione's relentless badgering, Harry starts a podcast to teach his fellow students how to defend themselves against dark wizards. Meanwhile, Harry keeps having visions of Voldemort and his search for some mysterious weapon hidden in the Ministry of Magic. Things get weird when a kiss leads to a snake attack. To top it all off, Harry gets sorted into a new Hogwarts House called "Umbridge," Quidditch is canceled (again), and Death Eaters break out of Azkaban. Even Dumbledore won't look him in the eye, probably because he's decided Harry's face isn't winning any beauty contests. But when Harry and his podcast listeners finally get to put their lessons to the test, they end up at the Ministry of Magic to save his godfather from Voldemort's clutches. What Harry finds there might just change everything-if he can survive the encounter and not fall into a sea of death. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 25 chapters as they navigate magic, mayhem, and misadventures in Scarred from the Order of the Phoenix. This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use.

Harry Potter finds out that the Triwizard Tournament, the legendary event where contestants have, you know, died before, is back on schedule. He thinks this might finally be a year for some peace and quiet at Hogwarts, but nope, the Goblet of Fire, with its flair for drama, tosses Harry's name into the competition. Hogwarts isn't the only one competing; Beauxbatons, Durmstrang, Ilvermorny, Castelobruxo, Koldovstoretz, Mahoutokoro, and Uagadou all send their best to compete, who are all much more magically advanced than Harry. Ron finds himself in a moral dilemma, torn between cheering for his best friend or his ultimate hero, the Durmstrang contestant, who can catch a Snitch with his eyes closed. Hermione, ever the activist, kicks off a new organization for the betterment of non-human creatures, probably because saving house-elves isn't challenging enough. Meanwhile, Lavender Brown and her singing group, the Crooning Chimeras, keep the Hogwarts crowd entertained with their hit single about wombat butts, complete with some, er, enthusiastic twerking. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 24 chapters as they navigate magic, mayhem, and misadventures in Scarred from the Goblet of Fire. Only die hard fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing. Get ready for a magical journey filled with more humor, more heart, and a whole lot of fun! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new story!

Harry Potter thought things couldn't get worse after being blamed for Dumbledore's death. Then Voldemort shows up at Privet Drive on his birthday, turns the Dursleys' house into a fireworks show, and forces Harry, Ron, and Hermione on the run. Their mission? Destroy Voldemort's Horcruxes. Their problem? Dumbledore left zero instructions. Things spiral fast. Voldemort declares Harry Undesirable No. 1 and shuts down his Wiztagram account, replacing it with OnlyWands, an app that forces wizards to register their wands or else. After narrowly escaping an attack, Harry crashes a wedding that's not exactly Bill and Fleur's, fights off Death Eaters, and flees to Ilvermorny in America. There, the trio learns the first Horcrux is at Christie's Auction House in London. Harry disguises himself as Ginny using Polyjuice Potion and distracts Umbridge with help from a Hogwarts grad-turned-Dementor. Ron ditches the group to "help" Lavender Brown, Hermione's house is attacked by cursed muffins, and their Christmas shopping is rudely interrupted by a reindeer Patronus delivering the Sword of Gryffindor. Clues lead them to Uagadou, the magical school in Africa, where things go sideways fast. Harry is captured by an evil wizard and locked in the Malfoys' swanky London penthouse. Meanwhile, Voldemort hunts the Elder Wand, and Harry must infiltrate Hogwarts with chaos (and awkward surprises) ahead. From cursed pastries to app tyranny, this parody reimagines Deathly Hallows with absurdity, hilarity, and just enough heart. Will Harry and friends defeat Voldemort? Or will Voldemort succeed in ruling England, which, as Hermione notes, isn't that ambitious? This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new story!

Fifth-grader turned wizard celeb Harry Potter must uncover the mystery of the Sorcerer's Stone and thwart those who seek it, but this time, he's armed with the most unusual allies. This is your chance to return to Hogwarts! 'Scarred from the Sorcerer's Stone' is a hilarious twist in this side-splitting parody of 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.' Journey back to Hogwarts (we all want to) for a wildly humorous retelling of Harry Potter's first year. This isn't your typical magical adventure-get ready for a laugh-out-loud Hogwarts Express ride filled with quirky characters, unexpected personalities, and a whole lot of chaos. Ron Weasley can't decide if his freckles are actually chicken pox, making every day a hypochondriac's nightmare. Hermione Granger's know-it-all attitude has reached new heights, convinced that everyone around her is a complete idiot. Meanwhile, Dumbledore, with his memory slipping and forgetting his medication, offers wisdom that's as bewildering as it is amusing. And that's just the beginning. Laugh along with minor characters brought to the forefront like Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil as they plot against Padma Patil for the ultimate betrayal: being sorted into a different House. Rediscover Hogwarts like never before, where the familiar meets the fantastically funny, and every page is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 18 chapters (plus one subscriber-exclusive chapter) as they navigate magic, mayhem, and misadventures in 'Scarred from the Sorcerer's Stone.' Only die hard fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing. Get ready for a magical journey filled with brain freeze potions, Adele music, and a whole lot of fun that's just so Wingardium Leviosity! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new story!