Limerick Stories

A book full of poems, haikus, limericks, Tankas, Sonnets, maybe even a Couplet or two!

Just a book of poetry filled with thoughts that run through my head. Warning! Can be triggering! Some newer poems may have mature themes.

These are all original poems by me. Hope you enjoy <3

In connecting buffets with a dish simply called "yellow" I'm drawing from National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation.

𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝓮𝓽𝓻𝔂, 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓮𝓵𝓼𝓮. ⋆✩⋆ 𝕳𝖊𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖆𝖘 𝖕𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖘𝖐𝖞, 𝖆...

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Poems created by yours truly, Lady Rose. Actually, I've always found poems fascinating and have always wanted to try and write some. I will attempt different forms of po...

A collection of my original poetry, consisting of various styles such as limericks, haikus, English and Italian sonnets, OC structures, etc.

I usually write stories - yes, I'm the genius (or lunatic, depending on who you ask) behind a serial-killer series where I somehow managed to shoehorn a rhyming poem int...

All different varieties of stories ranging from 500~4000 words! It crosses a lot of fandoms, as well as in general some of my own topics and characters. Some were dreams...

Another limerick about heavy, slippery fine china.

I still remember my grandmother's heavy, gold-rimmed china.

A tribute to my Wattpad family in the form of Limericks ❤️ A Limerick consists of five lines, The first, fifth and second ones rhyme, The fourth and the third, Contain...

I promise this is my last limerick about Monopoly, at least for a while.

Love poems all written in the limerick format to lift the spirits after a hard year of loss. The collection of love limericks shows love in a variety of silly angles. #...

The game of Monopoly was designed to be frustrating. It's an indictment of capitalism.

I choose me not you

The first in what will be a series of limericks about Monopoly

A little bit of potty humor. People from countries outside the US often complain about American bathroom stalls.

A pome about what chain hotels pass off for a free breakfast.