Morons Stories

The Old Times and their curatives.

zachs in denial

this it the story of a carrot who had grate (no I didn't spell that wrong) dreams. But to reach those dreams he thinks Mr POTATO must be defeated Read at your own risk y...

countryhumans, but more ironic if possible

In a world where humanoid creatures and humans exist, a special organization was made. Tasked to track down and end the underworld's infamous Nightmare. The organization...

"How can you possibly be so irredeemably stupid? Seriously, have I gotten all of the braincells in this family or what happened?!" "Fuck off and go back t...

Sixteen year-old Jefferson is a loner who plays video games all the time. His mother finally persuades him to vacation with her at Iroquois Lake. During that time, he sn...

uhhhhhh, no just dark deception with more than one person, people you probably don't know

Do you remember in season one, when all the ninja acted stupid, were stupid, looked stupid, knew nothing, were clumsy at basically everything and yet could probably win...

Running Man in space. Prepare to die.

This story is about how a team of misfits and oddballs became heroes almost all characters being OCs owned by me, the few that aren't I'll specify and put credit to them...

Crackhead oneshots,Mostly just them being morons and sweet to each other I will include Queen songs in some chapters because Queen is amazing and reminds me of Crowley. ...

Summary: Morons have always been everywhere. They're the epitomes of walking, unavoidable. This guide will help you survive so you won't end up being one of them. And if...

"I'd rather be alone than broken, but luckily I've got anxiety to remind me I'll always be both." Between a therapist who doesn't seem to care and a world f...

Joshua has one clear goal in mind: Get the fuck out of this tiny-ass town. Don't get him wrong, he just moved here, a classical cliche, but the typical scenery just didn...

"I have to tell you something, Lime-Boy." "Uh-huh. What exactly do you need to tell me that's so important that you decided to call and wake me up at 3 AM...

I figured since so many people want to try and argue with me I might as well show people how funny it is,I censor names, don't worry

"Why are you blowing the house up?" "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

A weird, but funny story about two imaginary characters. Helga Ongo, a merduck with an emo personality, and a Whale called Petta, who is completely useless. This book of...