Partyparrot Stories

Over the past 60 standards, travelling through space, I've made more than my fair share of stories. In my final years I've decided to publish the diaries I wrote from my...

Photos and tips about my journey to Turkey during September of 2015. There is also a Chinese version 中文版在此: http://wattpad.com/story/64128305

It's been a year since the global ban on plastic bags. The only people who still have them are hoarders, upcyclers, clean freaks and seniors. The world is a different pl...

We are propped up and then crushed. We are filled up and then drained. We are held and then dumped. We live a short but beautiful life. We only have one chance to fi...

And a little bit down as well.

Chronicling the consumption of candy, and other misadventures.

This is the play report for a session of game The Quiet Year by Buried Without Ceremony. We used the world created by playing the game in order to have the players write...

We all watched Making a Murderer. Many of us had a visceral reaction to the head prosecutor Ken Kratz. Myself included. So back in December of 2015, over Christmas, I em...

A new generation is protesting the archaic penal system wherein prisoners are sentenced to live in an inappropriately small space (e.g. a bottle) and fulfill their sente...

A powerful Sorority that manipulates campus. A powerful family atop of it. Can they protect their legacy or be torn apart by their enemies.

Its been six months since Trump lost the election. This story will take you through the media's reaction to Trump buying Toronto from the Canadian Government.

A young college student gets her first real job working for a popular music streaming company everything changes when she begins a torrid affair with her famous boss tha...

Bazel is a new build system developed by Google which allows for an alternative to Gradle for building Android apps. In this guide, I'll show you how you can use Bazel t...

A short spin-off of 'The Quiet Year' game that I played 26/02/2016.

You've been there. On the phone with "customer". "service". Or standing opposite the "reservations" desk to collect "your" rent...

Many have called the avocado "nature's butter." Those people are horribly, horribly wrong. Nature's butter is ACTUAL BUTTER, and over the course of a surprisi...

The next Empire will be run out of homeroom

Hi y'all. Last year I quit my job, married a Canadian, and uprooted my entire life - old typewriters, vintage costumes and all - to Toronto. We called it our Canadian...

I'll be upfront about it. This is a love story. Nothing more, nothing less. It's probably not even as exciting as 95% of the stories out there. But it's mine. And it's r...