Paulblart Stories

paul x LJ smut minion our love story retold

basically mr breast and his team get gang fucked by the beatles, its very romantic and soppy please read its good i swear on my mothers dececed life

AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL. Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavillion Mall in bad shape as he's put on e...

Read along with your favorite couple Morbius and Grimace as they go on many wacky and sexy adventures :D Was featured on the now defunct Regretful Reads YouTube channel...

This is my  concept for Paul blart 3 and no this is not a real movie

Boner

Paul Blart, the hit mall cop everybody loves makes an irriververislbe mistake that forever changes the lives of the Enmity forest cats.

The last of the Wensleydale cheese... Adam needed it, and nothing was going to stand in his way, not even a small cat.

i want to fuck paul blart

this is a story about the love between Omma and Paul Blart. This is a joke, i already asked permission to post this. Subscribe to Omma !

Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

kinky smut. unfinished but it's going somewhere trust me

Three new couples. Three one-shots total. Enjoy.

PAUL BLART COULD LIKE GET IT

An A.I. wrote this. Thank you.

This is how they got to be miss and mister shart

no.

In this epic story Paul Blart renters the entertainment scene fighting alongside his daughter Maya against the MALL MAFIA. I wrote this for a school essay but I decided...

forgive me mortals

paul blart just a little hufflepuff meets a mysterious slytherion named voldermort and he wants to know more (this is all a joke btw)