Pick-up Stories

── b.katsuki ff did i just kissed my phone? a blonde immediately falling in love with a very liberated lady. . . . . boku no hero academia text-fic status: on-going ©cat...

" hey rin, if you were a dementor, i'd become a criminal just for your kiss! " sirius smirked inwardly as he read the note. he was such a g...

[See you don't look like a stalker but I don't really know what they look like, I assume kinda gross and not nice and you look nice, really nice not nice as in kind, tho...

Jimin has one mission: to make his crush, Jeon Jungkook, smile. #badgrammar

"Is that a mirror in your pocket?" "Uhhh-" "Cause I can see myself in your pants!" "..." In which Jungkook tells Taehyung a chees...

The lines that made us squirm,yearn for more,lived the dream to meet our own tailor made Christian Grey.. At Random are some of the best lines from the trilogy..:)

❝ can i take a picture of you to show my friends that angels do exist? ❞ ❝ who are you? ❞ ©aestheticallyjikook 2015-2016ㅣcompleted

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME...

I have a really terrible sense of humor so I decided to make this book for fun. So here's a book of bad jokes, puns, pickup lines, and quotes that might actually make yo...

Read the title. Contains Stray Kids & TXT ships. All ships included (underrated ones too) It's a boring and flop book just to inform! I'll mention the band name and ship...

A sweet romance about Jimin, a barista, and Jungkook, a student, who begin their relationship with playful pick-up lines and grow closer through tender moments and laugh...

the title pretty much says it all *wiggles eyebrows* {discontinued}

When Judaline gets a call from her college's latest soccer star, she doesn't expect him to be a goof. But self-proclaimed goofball, Caleb White makes it his mission to i...

Reminder: some of the pick up lines are made by the author and some came from the internet/commercials/television : may be tagalog or english

𝑫𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅-𝒂𝒊𝒅? '𝑪𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝑰 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖... Everyday there was a small note in his locker. One...

A pretty quick story of a boy who found his crush's number and decided to risk it and text the boy of his dreams. But what happens when Harry receives a text from an un...

Funniest pickup lines ever

Eighth in Teen Dialogue Series ~ "Hello?" "Do you have a name or can I call you mine?" "Erm, wrong number." ••••••• What happens when you r...

Ninth in teen dialogue series ~ "Hello?" "S-Sarah, I m-missss you!" "Erm, Mister, Are you drunk?" "Yes, drunk on you babygirl." •...

Bored, Jeon Jungkook mustered the courage to talk to his crush, Kim Taehyung, a cold hearted boy no one dares to talk to. He uses cheesy pick up lines to get attention...