Spanishorvanish Stories

A bird with a simple goal and twisted morales. Fighting alongside him is his one and only flame Dua, who is in the process of finding out what really matters to her. To...

I obviously don't own Duolingo. Just the unedited short stories I wrote in school when I was bored. This is written as a joke.

Short stories of unhinged inaccurate duolingo scenarios that I wrote during school to pass time when I was bored. I'll update this if I remember. I will inevitably write...

where I put the streak breakers

Basically what it says in the title Remember I write angst not smut The cover really shows my state of mind right now, aka tired as fuck

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life anymore

❝𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙝*𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨!❞ ❝𝙈𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙... 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙?❞ 𝐓�...

Hooty x the duolingo bird because they deserve each other 🥰 Sorry if it's bad, I wrote this a few months ago with my friend 😭

Armin is your little brother. He hates Duolingo.

" 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤, 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢�...

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Duo isn't a bird in this so it's fine. Also on tumblr

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