"𝘿𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙨?" "𝙐𝙜𝙝! 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝘼 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨." ~ Jacqueline "Jacqui" Hawthorne is like any other student at Woodsboro High, except for the fact she's kind of a stoner, has no real goals, and wings everything she does. . . . Oh! And she's also a possible target for a masked murderer! So that's awesome!