Victim of Love

"Hey, Dan?"

"Yes, Mark?"

"Did you know that I'm lacking a vitamin?"

"Really? Shouldn't we get that checked? Also, which one?"

"I'm lacking Vitamin U."

"And here I thought it was something serious."

"It is serious! I need to recharge, so come into my loving arms!"

"I'd rather go into the loving arms of a cannibalistic grizzly bear."

"You wound me, Danny."

"And I hope it kills you."

"Seriously, kid, you're really mean. Why can't you just accept my love?"

"Why can't you just accept that I hate you?"

Mark chuckles and ruffles my hair. "You're just too cute, Danny."

I roll my eyes, biting back a smile. Mark isn't actually a half-bad person. Maybe I should be nicer...

"I love how small you are! Just like a tiny little baby!" He exclaims, grinning and pinches my cheeks.

Okay, I take that back.