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why did yall die

The next generation is here

hello boys and girls of creative writing, here is the sperm poem 
          
                                            enjoy
          
          https://poets.org/poem/let-birds

i, alexander hysinger, will never relinquish to any state, leader, or boss my right and my ability to decide who my enemies are.

what happens when you evaporate pee?

pls follow me

Spam in the place where I live
          (Ham and pork)
          Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now
          (Oh boy)
          Spam in my lunch box at work
          (It's the best)
          Really makes a darn good sandwich
          Any way you slice it at all
          If you're running low, go to the store
          Carry some money to help you buy more
          The tab is there to open the can
          The can is there to hold in the spam
          Oh, spam on the table at home
          (Ham and pork)
          Think about selection, are there different flavors now?
          (Let's eat)
          Spam in my office, at work
          (It's the best)
          Think about the stuff it's made from
          Wonder if it's mystery of meat
          If you need a spoon, keep one around
          Carry a thermos to help wash it down
          Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
          Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now
          Spam in my pantry, at home
          (Have some more)
          Think of expiration, better read the label
          (Oh boy)
          Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch
          (It's the best)
          Think about how it's been precooked
          Wonder if I'll just eat it cold
          Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
          Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
          The key is going to open the tin
          The tin is there to keep the spam in
          Oh, spam
          (Spam)
          Ham and pork
          Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now
          (Oh boy)
          Spam
          (Spam)
          It's the best
          Really makes a darn good sandwich
          Any way you slice it
          Spam in the place where I live
          (Have some more)
          Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now
          (Let's eat)
          Spam in the place where I work
          (You're obsessed)
          Think about the way it's processed
          Wonder if it's some kind of meat
          Spam in the back of my car
          (Ham and pork)
          Spam any place that you are
          (Ham and pork)
          The tab is there to open the can
          (Spam any place that you are, ham and pork)
          The can is there to hold in the spam
          (Spam any place that you are, ham and pork)

spam in the place where you live, (ham and pork)
          think about selection wonder whats inside now (oh boy)
          spam in my lunchbox at work, (You're obsessed)
          think about addiction, wonder if im a junkie now

precious bodily fluids

Who put hitler x reader on the reading list